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What if she lived till 130yr old ? XD XD XD

Yh, I'd marry her. Then I'd just probably killed her to get her money, lol.

I'm cruel, I know, right :flirty:
I like the way you think, money FTW!
 

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yup why not..?? Lol
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bi:)ch would probably die if i pop my hot dog into her gran gina..Lol
 

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Of course. And on the off chance the woman is an unusually healthy 70 yr old who could live to a 100, just slip some bleach or any other poison into her tea, and inherit all the money for yourself. Problem solved
 

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If I happened to be a guy, and I also happened to be a 70yr old, yes I'd marry her but for love. (Not either of those anyway Lol) If I were just a guy, far younger than that lady... I definitely wouldn't marry her because I'm not greedy and that just seems absolutely disgusting and immoral. :|

However, I'm a girl, so it doesn't matter anyway. XD
 

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I really like how a thread full of replies describing how they would marry and then kill a woman is ok for a "family site" but good lord don't you ever hint anything sexual or the innocent children will be condemed to hell.
 

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Lol the dudes here are mad cold.
 

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While the perks look appealing, I wouldn't use a person like that just for there money. That is so wrong.
Though I would offer her companionship because everyone deserves some sort of company during the last moments of their life.
Old people can be cool.
 

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of course

i'm over 10,000 years old so 70 is no big deal to me
 

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While the perks look appealing, I wouldn't use a person like that just for there money. That is so wrong.
Though I would offer her companionship because everyone deserves some sort of company during the last moments of their life.
Old people can be cool.

You're a guy now?
 

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What if she lived till 130yr old ? XD XD XD

Yh, I'd marry her. Then I'd just probably killed her to get her money, lol.

I'm cruel, I know, right :flirty:

boy i'm marrying her and dropping helli racks just to get her taken out in the stealthiest but respectful manner possible

boy i'm marrying her and sending out farewells & acknowledgements to family and friends in solid 24k gold notes

boy i'm marrying her and changing my name to the fanciest and classiest name possible

boy i'm marrying her and hiring my ex as our maid and future babysitter

Are you gay?

It's just marriage.

I don't have to shag her.

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i'm going to die laughing..


OT:if u had a choice(guys only) you make it sound like there are girls on this site.
 

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i would marry her for the money and then **** her grand daughter as i"m married with her grandmother.

Mohahaha bro that is what i would do.
 

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i'm going to die laughing..


OT:if u had a choice(guys only) you make it sound like there are girls on this site.

There are definitely girls on NB. I know two of which in real life at school, another being me.:| Lol
 

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Already did.

Guess what she is good in bed too. Knows a lot of stuff. Also allows 3 some with a hook*r.
 

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No, I don't like free power-ups. U_U

I'd rather work and have a beautiful wife and a family which I really love than money.
Also, could you guys really live with the fact that you've killed a woman? Age does not matter.
Smfh and y'all be crying around if a n*gga steals your bike but put your lifes over someone else's just because of money? How sad. Even if I did marry her, I'd atleast let her live as long as her body allows her too.
 

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Girls on Narutobase?

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Lol

Would definitely marry her though. Shag her maid(s) for a couple years while I wait and if the old bat is dead by then, slip her a little extra of the dozens of medicines she's probably on. Problem solved.
 

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Of course. And on the off chance the woman is an unusually healthy 70 yr old who could live to a 100, just slip some bleach or any other poison into her tea, and inherit all the money for yourself. Problem solved

This Lol
 
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