Would you rather get stomped by an Elephant or attacked by a Hippo.

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Bored so I came up with this.
 

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chatterbox material if even.
 

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XD Neither both sound terrifying.
 

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Attacked by a hippo. I have no doubt in my mind that I could out run a hippo.
 

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Lol, I love this thread. Why not both?
 
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Elephant Stomp is a certain negg
While hippos are more vicious than lions there is a chance to get away
 

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Send the hippo my ways bruh
 

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Give me the elephant stomp. No one is here is outrunning a hippo unless you're doing faster than thirty km/h.
At least the elephant is a quick death.
 
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Elephant stomp, death is swift
 

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But seriously an elephant stomp is quicker, so I will go with that.
 

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Give me the elephant stomp. No one is here is outrunning a hippo unless you're doing faster than thirty km/h.
At least the elephant is a quick death.

Precisely, if I'm not mistaken the word hippopotamus comes from ancient Greek and roughly translated it means river horse, which they called them because they were known to gallop short distances, but if you're within range you're not escaping a hippo, they kill more than any other animal in Africa. I'll get stomped by an elephant gladly as it's better than having an arm bit off and a lung pierced by those massive tusk of the river horse.
 

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Elephant, I'll name him Henry and he will ride me around Africa as he we embark on a new journey.
 

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Well let's see a quick death of a Elephant or chased or swam down by a hippo the bit in half( they've been known to do this to alligators) I'll take the elephant
 

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Stomped by an Elephant.

A much faster death i suppose.
 
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Precisely, if I'm not mistaken the word hippopotamus comes from ancient Greek and roughly translated it means river horse, which they called them because they were known to gallop short distances, but if you're within range you're not escaping a hippo, they kill more than any other animal in Africa. I'll get stomped by an elephant gladly as it's better than having an arm bit off and a lung pierced by those massive tusk of the river horse.

Lmao if you are in range there is no escape from the hippo's solo bite
 

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I'd rather be stomped by an elephant because it will be a quick death. A hippo will devour me with its huge teeth, they are extremely vicious and will cut me all up.
 

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Hippos are one of the world's deadliest creatures.

I know it doesn't seem like it would be true, but it absolutely is. So elephant by a long shot.
 
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