kishi hates trees

[legarcon]

Kishimoto must have had some sort of trauma from childhood related to trees, he made them look so evil:

We see murderous branches of trees that impale ninjas all the time

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We see branches of trees squizing people to death and cutting them in parts

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We see giant trees that can throw multiple bombs simultaneosly

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We see trees and branches in the form of dragons that suck people out of life

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We see trees whose eyes(which they shouldnt have in the first place) can slave humanity

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We see armies of plant people

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We have misquevious talking trees

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Then the same trees wraps people in cocoons like butterflies

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kishi made the trees look so evil hahaha

and to top it off he made a bunny the FV and origin of the evil

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of course this is in a humorous light no hate please

 

[iNotorious]

What if he smoke trees? weed?

What if he's intuited to trees?

What if kishimoto is cheating on his wife with a tree?

 

[Seventh Sama]

impossible. Kishi wrote the ending of the story while smoking trees.

 

[Zealous Sparks]

GG Tree

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[elitenoob94]

Nice theory m8. 10/10

 

[NineSNS]

Kishi is definitely afraid of the wood.

 

[Zealous Sparks]

Kishi is definitely afraid of the wood.

This explains Hashirama's mysterious death; Kishi killed him off because he has Hylophobia, a fear of wood/forests. :skorm:

 

[Kαmi]

He doesn't hate trees, he smokes them. Didn't you read the Kaguya arc?

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

He's clearly showing us that trees solo humans.

 

[Calpal]

nahh
I smoked a fat blunt with him the other day after work he mellow

 

[Rootbeer]

Charles Schulz also had an irrational fear of trees so Kishi isn't alone, haha.

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