If Swirl Zetsu was Sasuke's minion.

[Megatolium]

It be a fun dynamic between them two. Like Swirly completely submitted himself as Sasuke's pet or something.

He watches over the Uchiha Residence when Sasuke isn't there, he's a butler, a chef, and a babysitter for Sarada.

Lol

 

[Gagster]

And then he stabs Sasuke through the chest.

 

[Lia]

He would ask Sarada about poo all the day... that's a weird choice for a babysitter, dude.

 

[Calpal]

hell nah Zetsu is weird in all senses and i dont want one.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

hell nah Zetsu is weird in all senses and i dont want one.

You wouldn't want a Swirly Zetsu to do all of your work for you? You don't even need to clean up after him.

 

[QdonEms]

Eh....Zetsu's have a bad rep about betraying their masters.

 

[Calpal]

You wouldn't want a Swirly Zetsu to do all of your work for you? You don't even need to clean up after him.

only if he wouldnt be super weird.
if he was cool it'd be a waaay different story.

an armor pet?

 

[Angelic.]

he would change saradas diapers in glee but also have murderous impulses

He could bang Sakura for Sasuke as well.

with his face tentacles? xD