Stupidest Technique Names You can Create!

[Narutohokage324]

Amma combine Naruto's + Hinata's technique(s) into a technique name for Bolt.

Gentle Fist, Fuuton Lion-Shuriken Rasen Rotation

What's yours?

Note; It's not for "bolt" it's for anybody!

 

[JStar King]

64 Palm Rasengan Rotation

Asspull Plot Protection No Jutsu

Don't Hit Me Daddy No Jutsu

Invincible Talk No Jutsu

 

[Zealotic]

Itachi doesn't solo no jutsu

 

[Mari Makinami]

Asspull Plot Protection No Jutsu

I thought that was canon, though

 

[SSStylish]

Snake expansion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[JStar King]

I thought that was canon, though

Yeah, my mistake Lol

 

[JStar King]

Orochimaru Molested Me No Jutsu

 

[Amaterasu]

Eight Rotations Trigamasfefefefefefefefefefefee

 

[Narutohokage324]

64 Palm Rasengan Rotation

Asspull Plot Protection No Jutsu

Don't Hit Me Daddy No Jutsu

Invincible Talk No Jutsu

Guessing Salada gets:

Schoolgirl Stalkershushin

Might turn lesbiananigan

Sasuknohere'o

xD

 

[JStar King]

Guessing Salada gets:

Schoolgirl Stalkershushin

Might turn lesbiananigan

Sasuknohere'o

xD

Hinata taught her that XD

 

[Narutohokage324]

Hinata taught her that XD

LMAO!!

 

[3MESSIAH]

minato still takes this with his unshown technique

 

[Narutohokage324]

minato still takes this with his unshown technique

Minato is also ****in' weird with his technique names:
Spiralling Flash Super Round Dance Howl Style Three
Scorch Release: Halo Hurricane Jet Black Arrow Style Zero

wtf lmao

 

[super yang]

minato is that nerd tho

 

[Dantee]

Ninja Art: Cantgetagirl no jutsu.

 

[take it easy]

Water release: Cry no jutsu for Salat and Saskura

Humble release: Humiliating pie for Sasukey

 

[Xāvî1]

Doton: Hādo D futatabi

 

[3MESSIAH]

Ninja Art: Cantgetagirl no jutsu.

a lot of us have an S+ rank mastery of this one Lol

 

[salsalover64]

Therapy no jutsu

My parents will sue you if you lay a finger on me no jutsu

Call naruto no jutsu

 

[Osmon]

yomomma*****feelsgood NO JUTSU