Old farts take the gauntlet

How far they go?

  • Jonin will beat them

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  • Team 7 beats them

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  • Akatsuki beats them

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  • Sannin beats them

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  • The weasel and the shark beat them

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • Nagato beats them

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  • the geesers clear

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Lariatoo

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Hiruzen
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The old trio will show these brats how to respect their eldery and how they should leave their lawn!

Conditions: Hiruzen will have his Edo feats. Danzo start with braces off.

Location: Kumogakure desert.

Distance: 30 meters.

Intel: Manga

State of mind: IC. To kill.

Restrictions: KA, Edo tensei, Gedo Mazo.


Round 1: Hokage Kakashi, Base Gai and Yamato

Round 2: FRS Naruto, Hebi Sasuke and Begining of Pt.2 Sakura

Round 3: Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu

Round: 4: Orochimaru (woman body), Jiraiya, Tsunade

Round 5: Itachi and Kisame

Round 6: Healthy Nagato


How far can they go?
 

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They clear easily

lol, they aren't even outnumbered

onoki trolls kisame pretty badly while the all-konoha battle goes on.
Danzo is eleven times more hax than Itachi, literally, while Prime Hiruzen can throw out clones all day.
 
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Round 1: Hokage Kakashi, Base Gai and Yamato
Old farts wreck them
Round 2: FRS Naruto, Hebi Sasuke and Begining of Pt.2 Sakura
Old farts win this mid diff at most
Round 3: Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu
Old Farts win this mid/high diff
Round: 4: Orochimaru (woman body), Jiraiya, Tsunade
Old farts win this

--Onoki alone can solo Orochimaru and Tsunade by himself when jinton laughs at their resilience and when onoki can use his rock clones to immobilise the duo with weighted boulder, it just makes this easy

--Danzo and Hiruzen can outnumber Jiraiya and if he doesnt start in SM then he gets restrained by a curse seal, or overwhelmed by hiruzens elemental attacks and baku enhanced fuutons
Round 5: Itachi and Kisame
Itachi and Kisame win this

--Amaterasu alone one shots onoki and hiruzen when they dont have any counters to it at all, seeing how the flames are too fast for them and stop them from using any of their attacks, and itachi immediately sealing them off with totsuka once theyre set ablaze, just makes this quick

--izanami counters danzos arsenal hard, and with kisame absorbing his chakra, it just makes this a nightmare for him as he gets gangraped
Round 6: Healthy Nagato
nagato wins this

--preta path alone renders all of onokis and hiruzens arseanl moot, as nagato prooceeds to bring them in with BT and kill them off with ningendo,

--Danzo gets vastly outnumbered by multiple summons and with nagato shooting missiles and forcing him to use izanagi one time after the other, thanks to ningendo, just makes this easy for him
 

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Chiyo feels left out.

They stop at Itachi and Kisame.
 

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Chiyo feels left out.

They stop at Itachi and Kisame.


You feeling kinky beansandcornbread2? I wouldn't dare put a fine lad like that among so many manly man...
Just let that mental imagem that come up in your head now sink for a moment...


Oh yeah...
 

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Lmao Itachi and Kisame dont stand a chance in hell.

Nagato gets soloed by Danzo only because of Izanagi and no-full intel. But being a sensor helps
 
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Itachi and Kisame win this

--Amaterasu alone one shots onoki and hiruzen when they dont have any counters to it at all, seeing how the flames are too fast for them and stop them from using any of their attacks, and itachi immediately sealing them off with totsuka once theyre set ablaze, just makes this quick

--izanami counters danzos arsenal hard, and with kisame absorbing his chakra, it just makes this a nightmare for him as he gets gangraped

Lol, Itachi and Kisame can't win bruh. Shadow and Rock clones counter Amaterasu so why did you say they have no counters? Hiruzen is a sensor so he would sense Amaterasu anyway and they would put up a defense for it, its not instant, not even close to it either.
 

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The old trio will show these brats how to respect their eldery and how they should leave their lawn!

Conditions: Hiruzen will have his Edo feats. Danzo start with braces off.

Location: Kumogakure desert.

Distance: 30 meters.

Intel: Manga

State of mind: IC. To kill.

Restrictions: KA, Edo tensei, Gedo Mazo.
Okay.

Round 1: Hokage Kakashi, Base Gai and Yamato
They win.
Round 2: FRS Naruto, Hebi Sasuke and Begining of Pt.2 Sakura
They win.
Round 3: Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu
They win.
Round: 4: Orochimaru (woman body), Jiraiya, Tsunade
They win.
Round 5: Itachi and Kisame
Thought about about this a bit. They would likely lose.
Round 6: Healthy Nagato
They lose.
 

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You feeling kinky beansandcornbread2? I wouldn't dare put a fine lad like that among so many manly man...
Just let that mental imagem that come up in your head now sink for a moment...


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Lmao Itachi and Kisame dont stand a chance in hell.

Nagato gets soloed by Danzo only because of Izanagi and no-full intel. But being a sensor helps

Lol, Itachi and Kisame can't win bruh. Shadow and Rock clones counter Amaterasu so why did you say they have no counters? Hiruzen is a sensor so he would sense Amaterasu anyway and they would put up a defense for it, its not instant, not even close to it either.

Itachi and Kisame destroy? Itachi shoves Totsuka up Hiruzen's a$$hole after Kisame sucks the old geezer dry of chakra then poops on Danzo for ten minutes straight. Kisame absorbs jinton with GSB and solos Onoki while Itachi sits back rolls a blunt lights it with Amaterasu and revels in the death of that bastard Danzo.
 

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Itachi and Kisame destroy? Itachi shoves Totsuka up Hiruzen's a$$hole after Kisame sucks the old geezer dry of chakra then poops on Danzo for ten minutes straight. Kisame absorbs jinton with GSB and solos Onoki while Itachi sits back rolls a blunt lights it with Amaterasu and revels in the death of that bastard Danzo.

Danzo alone takes out Kisame. the other two takes Itachi or solos him with high diff.
 

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Scene 2 wins... FRS = Flying Rasenshuriken which was only done by SM means in Scene 2 it's SM Naruto therefore giving them the victory...

Oonoki isn't a problem when Sound genjutsu can one shot him... Hebi Sasuke tears Hiruzen apart... Then they both gang up on Danzo...
 

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Danzo alone takes out Kisame. the other two takes Itachi or solos him with high diff.

Danzo loses rather badly... Kisame's reflexes when merged with Samehada allow him to comfortably react to izanagi respawn blitzes and dodge or tank his attacks with ease, especially if Kisame changes the environment into his favor with water dome. Danzo's fuuton attacks get absorbed on contact with Kisame's skin after he merges with his weapon and the little damage they may cause before getting fully absorbed are easily healed by Samehada. Baku is one-shotted with Daikodan and Kisame murks Danzo in close combat or with summoned sharks over and over again for ten minutes, since Kisame's stamina shits on the 10-minute izanagi time limit.

Itachi one-shots Hiruzen with Amaterasu or Tsukuyomi then takes down Onoki with Magatamas and Amaterasu while Kisame assists him (leaving Danzo to be dealt with by sharks or water clones), absorbing jinton with Daikodan when necessary. Old Hiruzen shadow clones are fodder and get taken out with shuriken or negged with Susano'o, which manhandles rock golems.
 

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Scene 2 wins... FRS = Flying Rasenshuriken which was only done by SM means in Scene 2 it's SM Naruto therefore giving them the victory...

Oonoki isn't a problem when Sound genjutsu can one shot him... Hebi Sasuke tears Hiruzen apart... Then they both gang up on Danzo...

Actually it stands for: "Fuuton RasenShuriken" Lol
 

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Danzo loses rather badly... Kisame's reflexes when merged with Samehada allow him to comfortably react to izanagi respawn blitzes and dodge or tank his attacks with ease, especially if Kisame changes the environment into his favor with water dome. Danzo's fuuton attacks get absorbed on contact with Kisame's skin after he merges with his weapon and the little damage they may cause before getting fully absorbed are easily healed by Samehada. Baku is one-shotted with Daikodan and Kisame murks Danzo in close combat or with summoned sharks over and over again for ten minutes, since Kisame's stamina shits on the 10-minute izanagi time limit.

Itachi one-shots Hiruzen with Amaterasu or Tsukuyomi then takes down Onoki with Magatamas and Amaterasu while Kisame assists him (leaving Danzo to be dealt with by sharks or water clones), absorbing jinton with Daikodan when necessary. Old Hiruzen shadow clones are fodder and get taken out with shuriken or negged with Susano'o, which manhandles rock golems.

Tournaments are coming out. Gotta save my "wall of text" energy/time on that for now
 

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They stop at Itachi and Kisame.
Itachi takes out Ohnoki asap with tsukuyomi/amaterasu, negs Danzo with izanami while Kisame takes out Hiruzen.
 
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