Would you eat processed human meat?

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cenario 1: The Movie’s World

The world is overcrowded, hot, there is no food and you are starving. You haven’t eaten in a day and, after waiting in line for 4 hours, you get handed your bag of human jerkey. Your stomach gurgles with hunger. No one but you knows it’s people. Do you eat it?

Scenario 2: The Road

You survived the apocalypse. The overcrowded, polluted, impoverished world from before was a joy compared with the daily nightmare you now endure. You find a bag of human jerkey in an abandoned supply depot. You haven’t eaten in four days and it’s a fifty-mile trek to the Twinkie factory on your map. The human jerkey is your only option other than starvation. Do you eat it?

Scenario 3: Right now!

There is a big ol’ plate of human jerkey cubes right in front of you right now. It smells amazing. No one would have to know, you could have just one. Do you eat it?

I am genuinely interested in people’s responses. I encourage comments and fellow NBers to tell me their thoughts on human jerkey
 

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What if I would say I would go on the toilet now
 

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die of hunger or be a cannibal, pretty simple choice... be a cannibal.
 

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If you're starving you'll eat a human, period. Unless you're into suicide I guess.
 

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Scenario 1: No. It's only been a day so not hungry enough to go there yet. However I wouldn't throw it away. Scenario 2 is only 3 days away and I might need that human jerky down the road.

Scenario 2: Yes logic and inhibitions are forgotten in the wake of 4 days without food.

Scenario 3: No. world isn't ending and I am not starving.
 

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I'd only do it in a survival scenario.
 

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wheres Bear Grylls when you need him...
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Why is it always jerky? :| I want grilled human with blackening season and a side of spinach pasta.
 
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I'm eating human meat in all three scenarios. Hey if it's good its good am I right? And who's to say that it doesn't just taste like chicken. I'm gettin kinda hungry just thinking about it
 

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I would eat it in any scenario. I dont want to starve to death and it might actually taste good.
 

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I would not eat another human being.
 

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ja bi scenarioj 1 i 2
3 nebi niti bih ikada probao bez neke velike apokaliptične scene

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