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[elitenoob94]

I'm bored and you need to entertain me. First one to make me laugh gets $5 in their paypal

 

[Wabbit]

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[elitenoob94]

You could have spend that money on live cam whores

Nah
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[Ldude]

A man had a dysfunctional leg that needed to be amputated, and the other was covered in ulcers. When he went in for surgery, he was given anesthetic. The doctors used a marker to indicate the correct region for surgery. The surgeon, upon seeing the ulcers, amputated the wrong leg. When he saw the marker on the other leg, he realized the other leg still needed to be amputated. When the patient woke up, expecting to have one leg, he had none. He freaked out and throughout months of rehabilitation, he resolved to sue the doctor and everyone involved in the horrible misprocedure. At court, the judge dismissed the charges because the man didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Wabbit]

Nah
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