Darth Uchiha
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Naruto was sitting on his porch sipping up some Ramen when, all of a sudden, he saw to meteors falling fast towards the earth...
"What's that?" Gai said, before, suddenly, one of the meteors crashed into him, killing him in a spray of blood and gore.
Out of the crater came a figure clad in red and blue spandex, with a redcaps billowing behind him, and an "S" insignia sewn to his chest.
"GAI-SENSEI!!!" a shout came from behind a building, to reveal Rock Lee, running towards the crater that had once been his master. Before even reaching the crater, a fist punched through his chest cavity as if it were paper, causing Lee to hack up blood and spasm uncontrollably. The owner of the hand, clad in an orange and blue uniform, began to squirm, trying to dislodge his hand. In a swift movement, he swiped his hand, smashing through the rest of Lee's chest, and freeing it from Lee's left rib. Lee collapsed to the ground, dead. "MY NAME IS SON GOKU" Lee's killer shouted "AND I'M SUPERMAN" his partner shouted in reply.
Goku walked towards the first man he saw, Iruka "Hello, my name is Son Goku, and I seek Naruto Uzumaki!".
Iruka eyed Goku carefully, before closing his eyes. He opened them to love, again into Goku's face replying "Naruto is Konoha's greatest hero, he is a treasure to the life, I will not allow you to---" was all he could say before a chop from Superman dislodged his head from his shoulders.
"Looks like these people are under mind-control" Superman stated, looking at Goku "how do we make them talk?".
Goku rub his face, trying to think of something. "I GOT IT" he shouted, raising his arm towards a shop (Yamanaka flower shop it said), firing a chi blast at it. "GREAT IDEA!!" Superman shouted, in agreement of Goku, firing off his heat vision widely.
"What's going on here?" a voice said, walking out of the shadows, it was Shikamaru, along with his friends, Choji and Ino. "MORE VILLAGERS" Goku shouted, as he leapt into the air and brought his leg down on Choji, vertically bisecting him. "THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND" Shikamaru shouted.
A quick glance to Ino was all it took to form a plan, as Ino used her mind-transfer technique on Superman and Shikamaru used his shadow techniques on Goku. "SHE'S IN MY MIND" Superman shouted, as Goku noted he was unable to move. Goku simply shouted "SUPER-SAIYAN" and began to move once again with his newfound power, waltzing towards Shikamaru and snapping his neck so fast it tore clean off. Similarly, Superman used his super breath to freeze Ino's head, before a flick of his finger smashed it into pieces.
"I will NOT allow harm to come to Konoha" Kakashi shouted, falling from above. He activated raikiri and aimed it at Superman's head, his hand breaking in several places upon contact. He flipped back in pain, and, before he could rush the pair again, he fell flat on his face, looking up to see Goku holding his leg in his hand. "Narut---" was all he had time to think before Goku repeatedly bashed his face in with his severed leg.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" Naruto shouted, alongside Sasuke, Killer Bee, and the Twiled Beasts. "It ends here" Sasuke said, as Naruto and Sasuke bumped fists and they all charged them. Goku and Superman merely glanced at each other....
Now an account of how everyone died:
Killer Bee immediately went into Tailed Beast mode and rushed the pair, with Goku and Superman flying towards him. They tear apart his legs and strangled him with it, before blasting him with a combination of heat vision and chi blasts.
Superman tore off both of Gaara arms, before forcing his sand jug down his throat.
A chi blast tore through Shukaku and Chomei alike, while Kokuo died when Superman broke its legs and Goku flew through its head.
Saiken was tossed into the sky and exploded by a chi blast from Goku, while the (fake) Goku was punched out of the atmosphere by Superman.
Isobu was killed by a chop from Superman while mighty Kurama fell to one of Goku's punches.
Finally, Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata was all that remained. Goku flew towards Naruto while Superman flew to Sasuke. Sasuke teleported away from Superman and began to use Amaterasu on the man of steel, while Goku faced thousands of shadow clones. "Amaterasu burns as hot as the sun and never ceases" Sasuke told the kryptonion, only to get a giggle in response, "Son, I've flown into the sun just to get stronger", Superman said, before gouging out Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke writhed on the ground in pain, before Superman kicked hi in the stomach, making sure to leave him alive. Rolling Sasuke on his stomach, Superman finished him off by tearing out his spine.
Superman looked up to see his friend Goku in trouble. "I'M COMING GOKU" he shouted, only to see Goku power into super-Saiyan three, wiping out the shadow clones. "You, you killed so many, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MONSTERS" Naruto shouted as he charged up one last rasengan, charging at Goku. "Monsters, monsters? We're heroes, YOU'RE MONSTERS CUZ YOU WERE GONNA DO BAD STUFF" Goku shouted, charging up his famous kamehameha wave. The wave met with Naruto's rasengan, almost immediately destroying Naruto's arm and sending him tumbling towards the ground. Hinata dashed in front of Naruto to protect him, but Superman flew straight through her, killing her in an explosion of blood.
As Superman and Goku floated into the air, Naruto shouted in fury at the sky, being obliterated by their combined kamehameha-heat vision beam.
Sakura now kneeled on the ground, crying in agony before the two gods. "Y-you killed my friends" she said, sobbing, as the pair flew away. "Aren't you gonna kill me too? AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL ME TOO!?!?" she shouted, bawling, as the two looked back at her. They glanced at each other shrugging, as Goku replied "Nah, you're not worth it". The two flied away leaving Sakura to laugh insanely as she pulled out her kunai and performed seppuku. Now in space, Goku and Superman flew past each other, high-diving one another as they aimed their strongest attacks at the Naruto-Earth, destroying it.
Flame War over, GG
"What's that?" Gai said, before, suddenly, one of the meteors crashed into him, killing him in a spray of blood and gore.
Out of the crater came a figure clad in red and blue spandex, with a redcaps billowing behind him, and an "S" insignia sewn to his chest.
"GAI-SENSEI!!!" a shout came from behind a building, to reveal Rock Lee, running towards the crater that had once been his master. Before even reaching the crater, a fist punched through his chest cavity as if it were paper, causing Lee to hack up blood and spasm uncontrollably. The owner of the hand, clad in an orange and blue uniform, began to squirm, trying to dislodge his hand. In a swift movement, he swiped his hand, smashing through the rest of Lee's chest, and freeing it from Lee's left rib. Lee collapsed to the ground, dead. "MY NAME IS SON GOKU" Lee's killer shouted "AND I'M SUPERMAN" his partner shouted in reply.
Goku walked towards the first man he saw, Iruka "Hello, my name is Son Goku, and I seek Naruto Uzumaki!".
Iruka eyed Goku carefully, before closing his eyes. He opened them to love, again into Goku's face replying "Naruto is Konoha's greatest hero, he is a treasure to the life, I will not allow you to---" was all he could say before a chop from Superman dislodged his head from his shoulders.
"Looks like these people are under mind-control" Superman stated, looking at Goku "how do we make them talk?".
Goku rub his face, trying to think of something. "I GOT IT" he shouted, raising his arm towards a shop (Yamanaka flower shop it said), firing a chi blast at it. "GREAT IDEA!!" Superman shouted, in agreement of Goku, firing off his heat vision widely.
"What's going on here?" a voice said, walking out of the shadows, it was Shikamaru, along with his friends, Choji and Ino. "MORE VILLAGERS" Goku shouted, as he leapt into the air and brought his leg down on Choji, vertically bisecting him. "THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND" Shikamaru shouted.
A quick glance to Ino was all it took to form a plan, as Ino used her mind-transfer technique on Superman and Shikamaru used his shadow techniques on Goku. "SHE'S IN MY MIND" Superman shouted, as Goku noted he was unable to move. Goku simply shouted "SUPER-SAIYAN" and began to move once again with his newfound power, waltzing towards Shikamaru and snapping his neck so fast it tore clean off. Similarly, Superman used his super breath to freeze Ino's head, before a flick of his finger smashed it into pieces.
"I will NOT allow harm to come to Konoha" Kakashi shouted, falling from above. He activated raikiri and aimed it at Superman's head, his hand breaking in several places upon contact. He flipped back in pain, and, before he could rush the pair again, he fell flat on his face, looking up to see Goku holding his leg in his hand. "Narut---" was all he had time to think before Goku repeatedly bashed his face in with his severed leg.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" Naruto shouted, alongside Sasuke, Killer Bee, and the Twiled Beasts. "It ends here" Sasuke said, as Naruto and Sasuke bumped fists and they all charged them. Goku and Superman merely glanced at each other....
Now an account of how everyone died:
Killer Bee immediately went into Tailed Beast mode and rushed the pair, with Goku and Superman flying towards him. They tear apart his legs and strangled him with it, before blasting him with a combination of heat vision and chi blasts.
Superman tore off both of Gaara arms, before forcing his sand jug down his throat.
A chi blast tore through Shukaku and Chomei alike, while Kokuo died when Superman broke its legs and Goku flew through its head.
Saiken was tossed into the sky and exploded by a chi blast from Goku, while the (fake) Goku was punched out of the atmosphere by Superman.
Isobu was killed by a chop from Superman while mighty Kurama fell to one of Goku's punches.
Finally, Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata was all that remained. Goku flew towards Naruto while Superman flew to Sasuke. Sasuke teleported away from Superman and began to use Amaterasu on the man of steel, while Goku faced thousands of shadow clones. "Amaterasu burns as hot as the sun and never ceases" Sasuke told the kryptonion, only to get a giggle in response, "Son, I've flown into the sun just to get stronger", Superman said, before gouging out Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke writhed on the ground in pain, before Superman kicked hi in the stomach, making sure to leave him alive. Rolling Sasuke on his stomach, Superman finished him off by tearing out his spine.
Superman looked up to see his friend Goku in trouble. "I'M COMING GOKU" he shouted, only to see Goku power into super-Saiyan three, wiping out the shadow clones. "You, you killed so many, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MONSTERS" Naruto shouted as he charged up one last rasengan, charging at Goku. "Monsters, monsters? We're heroes, YOU'RE MONSTERS CUZ YOU WERE GONNA DO BAD STUFF" Goku shouted, charging up his famous kamehameha wave. The wave met with Naruto's rasengan, almost immediately destroying Naruto's arm and sending him tumbling towards the ground. Hinata dashed in front of Naruto to protect him, but Superman flew straight through her, killing her in an explosion of blood.
As Superman and Goku floated into the air, Naruto shouted in fury at the sky, being obliterated by their combined kamehameha-heat vision beam.
Sakura now kneeled on the ground, crying in agony before the two gods. "Y-you killed my friends" she said, sobbing, as the pair flew away. "Aren't you gonna kill me too? AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL ME TOO!?!?" she shouted, bawling, as the two looked back at her. They glanced at each other shrugging, as Goku replied "Nah, you're not worth it". The two flied away leaving Sakura to laugh insanely as she pulled out her kunai and performed seppuku. Now in space, Goku and Superman flew past each other, high-diving one another as they aimed their strongest attacks at the Naruto-Earth, destroying it.
Flame War over, GG
