Suigetsu is the one man who can reach Nirvana

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Espadara Uchiha

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To reach Nirvana, one must either achieve inner peace or shell out 140$ for Nirvana's complete collection. But, some those ****ing jackalapalopels on eBay keep raising the ****ing bid, none of us weeaboos can do the latter option.

But let me ask you this; what truly puts a man in a state of inner peace? If you answered big boobs and the booty, you are correct.

We've seen that Suigetsu can merge with bodies of water during his fight with Killer Bee. So all he has to do is merge with the ocean, and feel the boobs of every chick who walks in.
 
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ha ha ha this post made my day! prepare more threads like this!.

so he must have felt Mei terumis and tsunades rack too!
 

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You really should do your own comedy show or something.
 

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You live up to the hype.
 

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That's my man, Espadara. :whip:
 

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Damn. I bet that you spent like 5 minutes coming up with this comedic post, and yet it's already a better thread than mine. U_U

Though, I just find it funny since this wasn't what I was expecting. At all. Otherwise, this was pretty gross. :p
 

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For some reason I never found this joke funny at all. Maybe its because I have less knowledge of Nirvania?
 

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Damn. I bet that you spent like 5 minutes coming up with this comedic post, and yet it's already a better thread than mine. U_U

Though, I just find it funny since this wasn't what I was expecting. At all. Otherwise, this was pretty gross. :p

No, don't feel bad Chie-Senpai. All I can do is make funny threads, but I shouldn't be praised for it. Most of my threads are bashed relentlessly. I am a white man in a primarily black neighborhood, Chie-Senpai! But you make really great threads, and I respect that! Never lose faith in yourself!

Remember; when you feel like you did bad, just think; what would Espadara do? Than dress up as Captain Planet and beat up schoolchildren. You'll feel better immediately! Than you'll probably get tazed by a cop.
 

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No, don't feel bad Chie-Senpai. All I can do is make funny threads, but I shouldn't be praised for it. Most of my threads are bashed relentlessly. I am a white man in a primarily black neighborhood, Chie-Senpai! But you make really great threads, and I respect that! Never lose faith in yourself!

Remember; when you feel like you did bad, just think; what would Espadara do? Than dress up as Captain Planet and beat up schoolchildren. You'll feel better immediately! Than you'll probably get tazed by a cop.

^^^^Essays. :)
 

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No, don't feel bad Chie-Senpai. All I can do is make funny threads, but I shouldn't be praised for it. Most of my threads are bashed relentlessly. I am a white man in a primarily black neighborhood, Chie-Senpai! But you make really great threads, and I respect that! Never lose faith in yourself!

Remember; when you feel like you did bad, just think; what would Espadara do? Than dress up as Captain Planet and beat up schoolchildren. You'll feel better immediately! Than you'll probably get tazed by a cop.

Rofl!! XD :snick: Lol
 

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Lol I admit. I haven't seen a member this funny since Wumbo/Wang/CharlieBundels. Besides Tim Jamison of course. Unless I'm forgetting someone else.
 

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This is beyond funny
+rep
 
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