The NaruSaku offspring, Shinachiku and Hanami, fully explained.

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I have nothing to do with this text, I only found it on the Internet and decided to share it, so it could be debated for educational purpose.

I do not believe in the ideology conveyed by the text and wholeheartedly agree with the pairings depicted by the end of the series.


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Shinachiku is a hyperkinetic child with a silly sense of humor that makes him an accomplice to his father’s pranks. But that his cheerful facade does not fool you, Shina is an intuitive and insightful child with a great chakra control in his young age, allowing him to stay at an advanced level in his class.

His catchphrase is Dattebaro!
His dream is to become a medic nin like her mother.

Hanami is just a baby and the family treasure, protected not only by her parents but by her overprotective and loving brother. Hanami has not started the ninja academy, so she enjoy her day dragging plush!Kurama everywhere, taking turns every day between the work of her father and mother, or accompanying Shina in his free time.

Her catchphrase is Shayoo!
Her dream is to get her hands on her dad’s uniform and her mom’s medical books.
 

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Those kids look better than Naruto's real children.


Edit: more people dislike this post. I want to get up to 10 dislikes or maybe even more I'm going for a NB record high amount here.

Should I make fun of Naruto's kids would that help?
 
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I'm sorry but this is actually kind of creepy. Creative, but still weird to me. Like people take the pairing thing way too seriously.
 

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this fodder fanfic from a failed pairing. :leaf:
Narusaku fans needs to move on to a different series or something
 

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They look good.At least the name of the kid isnt a dog
 

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Himawari's cuter than the girl imo. Nevertheless, awesome art.
 

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Bolt > ur fav

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But My fav character from Naruto is nobody so Bolt>nobody. Maybe I shouldn't have stated my opinion on the kids cause now people think I actually care about these pairings.
 

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Bolt > ur fav

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Someone's mad. They do look better than the original children, but with abominations like the ChojixKarui kid, that's not surprising.

Don't why this is causing such a fuss, i've seen tons of fanfics of pairing children. That infamous flack-jacket Sasuke and Sakura with a baby was pretty popular back in the day...
 

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Okay. I can tolerate his design more now. The other was ugh.
 

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Ridiculous .
 

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some people have no life and f@p over failed pairing
 

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:coffee: He is simply a tool for their fanfic. If that is how they find solace from reality, by pairing him with the woman who despite his efforts to please passed him over for Sasuke without a second thought then that is them. Personally I would think that Sakura doesn't deserve Naruto, but to each his own.

I also don't like NS fanfics nor do I find it pleasing to see images from them. :|
 

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The Delusional NaruSaku prefer lies over truth,and may cause a new Medical term to be born when dealing with them.
 

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And the end result of this is?...Seriously. This was sad to read.
 
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