If Danzo was Hokage during the epilogue: A short story

[To Whatever]

Inspired by this post:

Just imagine, if people like Danzo were still around and in control then Konoha would had never been given the chance to advance so dramatically.

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Danzo: .............

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Danzo: Shizune, come here for a second.

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Shizune: Yes lord?

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Danzo: What in the **** is this thing

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Shizune: That's a laptop. We're currently phasing out the usage of scrolls and messenger birds.

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Danzo: I see..... So, How do I use it?

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Shizune: you don't know how to use it?

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Danzo: I wouldn't be asking if I did, now would I?

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Shizune: My apologies. It's just that we've been in the digital age for a while now.​

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Danzo: Just show me how to use the damn thing.











~Time Passes~

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Danzo: *Tap Tap Tap* This thing is amazing!

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Danzo: Hmm? What's this? *Clicks link*

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*XXX Live Kunoichis*

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Danzo: Oh, my...











~More Time Passes~

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Danzo: Oh yes, you're a dirty little kunoichi, aren't you.

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Shizune: *Door swings open* My lord, it's been 2 weeks past the deadline to read those documents emailed t-

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Shizune: OH.MY.GOD

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Danzo: Huh?...T-this isn't what it looks like!

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Shizune: I-i need to go!

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Danzo: Wait! *If she spreads this gossip, i'll be ruined!* LOOK ME IN THE EYE!

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Shizune: WHAT? YOU'RE ****ING SICK *Runs out the room*

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Danzo: How dare she insult an Hokage. This is all technology's fault.








*Breaking News: New law passes banning the internet*


Part 2 coming soon.
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[TheAncientJinchuuriki]

Lmao, this is hilarious

 

[Ornstein the DragonSlayer]

Lol thanks for the laugh

 

[LastGREATEST]

Lol I can see this happening and Anko Kurenai are on the cover

 

[To Whatever]

Lmao, this is hilarious

Thanks.

Lol thanks for the laugh

You're welcome

Lol I can see this happening and Anko Kurenai are on the cover

well, Anko would have to afford those dangos somehow.

 

[Fair Game]

I actually didnt think it was going to be this funny.

 

[Vega]

lol I have to say this was pretty funny. +rep

 

[Angelic.]

lol
my dad says ''what is this technological bull shit?''

 

[Koha]

That was hilarious xD

 

[Swagdara Uchiha]

Lol this is pretty funny XD

+rep

 

[EVlL]

just hope that she didnt interrupt him while she was about to come

 

[To Whatever]

just hope that she didnt interrupt him while she was about to come

I was going to include a scene but i'd probably get banned for that.

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

Wow really, a jacking off joke, so thirsty :|

 

[FaHaD 5212]

That was Hilarious

 

[To Whatever]

Wow really, a jacking off joke, so thirsty :|

This is a comedic short story. Not what you were doing:

But if you could grow your **** to be the size of a mountain you'd have all the colored *****es you could hope for.

Sig worthy..


But lets stay on topic.

 

[To Whatever]

Blam!