terrible holiday. these midgets pouring out onto the street in droves. i honestly feel like its a ****ing horror movie and iim holed up in some shelter to defend against these snotnosed pintsized terrors in cheap costumes intrusively banging down my door, thinking theyre somehow entitled to my food. i feel like a ****ing prisoner in my own home. turning off the lights doesnt demoralize all of them, some people are just that dense or that ****ing fat.
i remember my moms piece of shit boyfriend would reach into the kids bags, supposedly filling them up with gooey goodness, only to scoop some up from right under these poor suckers noses and sacks with what you probably couldn't even call sleight of hand. like taking candy from a baby. a real piece of work that one, a car salesman.