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giostep

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Naruto (the series) is just bad with time.
The entire portion of the War when the tree was summoned to when obito got TNJ was less then 15 mins, then the fight between Naruto and Sasuke vs Madara/Kaguya (which was much longer then the current naruto vs sasuke) also finished before morning (Notice that sakura was knocked out for a couple of hours and when she awoke I was sunrise). But appearently sasuke and Naruto (who were fighting before sakura awoke) fought for atleast 12 hours and then slept for another 8 hours in 5 chapters vs the 2-6 hours fight with Kaguya and Madara which feels like it took forever...
 

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You critizise that in a story where people swap eyes like sunglasses, can carry additional hearts on their backs or shed their skin like a snake? Really?
 

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Soooo lemmy get this straight after losing their arms we can safely say that knocked out after that right.

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BUT WTF apparently they didn't die from blood-loss from night to morning cuz it says they slept till morning.

I mean if you were losing blood for idk 5 - 8 hours straight you would have died.

Blood clots you fool, no one bleeds for 5 hours straight! and there is also plot involved
 

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Shinobi in the NV have a very high durability. A normal person would die getting hit by most of the stuff they tank like nothing. They're just very different from real life in this aspect. Dying from blood loss seems to take much longer in their verse.
 

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You critizise that in a story where people swap eyes like sunglasses, can carry additional hearts on their backs or shed their skin like a snake? Really?

When reading Naruto people somehow start thinking they are reading Si-fi instead of a ninja magic fantasy. And then there are some who don't even read the manga but are here to post negative critique on every chapter they skipped, because they are just awesome that way and won't miss out an opportunity to bring down more popular fandoms than their own.
 

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hmmmmm..... or maybe because ninja don't bleed like humans?? o_O. They do have something called "chakra".
 

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When you have the powers of god and the bijou chakra, a little blood loss won't hurt
 

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You critizise that in a story where people swap eyes like sunglasses, can carry additional hearts on their backs or shed their skin like a snake? Really?

Kishi has already established enough realism In the series to the point where this situation would raise a few eyebrows. I do recall Sasuke almost dying of blood loss when he was stabbed by Madara, for example so what's is the reason he is not I that same danger this time? (this question also applies to Naruto)

hmmmmm..... or maybe because ninja don't bleed like humans?? o_O. They do have something called "chakra".
Wait what would chakra have to do with this situation?
 
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