Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

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I don't really feel sorry for laughing.
 

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Shit. That bothers me so much. It all could have been avoided so easily, but I didn't do anything about it. :(
 

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This is fail though. You already got dumped, now you wanna be a broke fat b*tch too?
 

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Wait, hold the **** up. She stayed in KFC for a week, therefore she took no showers. You're telling me this ***** smelt like booty, depression, AND chicken, and no one noticed her for three days?
 

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Just like Michael Jackson, Obama, and Lil' Wayne. I shall name you an honorary member of the Master Race and Ku Klux Klan for your devotion.

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No devotion man. Just a personality thing. Lol
 

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Just like Michael Jackson, Obama, and Lil' Wayne. I shall name you an honorary member of the Master Race and Ku Klux Klan for your devotion.
Bringing up da KKK as if it's supposed to be funny joke. Yeah it's not funny anymore at that point.
 

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But, that's also the normal scent of all regular KFC customers. It's not that unusual.
I eat at KFC, and I can assure you, I smell like the finest silk straight from Queen Elizabeth's panties.
 

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Wait, hold the **** up. She stayed in KFC for a week, therefore she took no showers. You're telling me this ***** smelt like booty, depression, AND chicken, and no one noticed her for three days?

They noticed her, its just takes a few rounds of rock paper scissors to approach that smell first.
 

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They noticed her, its just takes a few rounds of rock paper scissors to approach that smell first.
When they got to her, they probably used her greasy ass hair for the deep fryer.
 

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They noticed her, its just takes a few rounds of rock paper scissors to approach that smell first.

Or maybe they wanted to wait a couple of days before they cut their money supply off.
 

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I find it hilarious, actually.


Wasn't she the queen who had a lot of *** scandals? I mean, I guess smelling of *** isn't the worst thing in the world. . . If you like that sort of thing.
It's not that bad, here, sniff my fingers.
 
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