Why don't any of Naruto characters die.

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From bleeding out?
And how come they always have flawless skin, ignoring the fact they usually get hit by what one would basically call a semi-atomic bomb.

And srsly bleeding out, does blood regenerate or some crap?
Cause last time I checked these guys bleed ridiculously every fight.
 

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Plot vibrator in their @sses.
 

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When do they bleed out ridiculously? I seriously don't remember this. And most of the fodder shinobi
die from shuriken in the gut quickly. Only main characters live through by will/ plot.
 

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Blood pill recover their blood
Medical ninjutsu prevents scaring if administered quickly
Obviously as their power grows so does their durability
 

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Plot vibrator in their @sses.
Seems legit.
When do they bleed out ridiculously? I seriously don't remember this. And most of the fodder shinobi
die from shuriken in the gut quickly. Only main characters live through by will/ plot.

It's not that the amount is overwhelming, it's the fact that they bleed from places that would 1 shot a lot.
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And who exactly survives something that busts buildings like nothing, but die from a damn stab by a sword?
 

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Because anyone who gets hit with a kunai or knife now are considered fodders.

No one uses stuff like that except Minato, and only Minato. He's the best character in this series.
 

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They have to at least make it watchable for 12 year olds...
 

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Seems legit.


It's not that the amount is overwhelming, it's the fact that they bleed from places that would 1 shot a lot.
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And who exactly survives something that busts buildings like nothing, but die from a damn stab by a sword?

No one but Nartuo, Madara, Sasuke, Hashirama, and Obito survived such things, and sasuke just / your thread.
 

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They are jumping 50 feet from the air you would think there lags would be shattered
 

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They walk on water. This type of stuff is Jesus exclusive..
 

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Konohamaru will die between now in the manga and the movie, which is why Naruto wears the scarf in his memory. The twist? The scarf is Konohamaru's. It's red because he was killed while wearing it
 

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Plot twist: Sasuke destroyed Konoha on the way to the final battle. Konohomaru and his friends and the elders are all dead. I like that twist. It'd be a decent ending for Naruto and crew to get back and see Konoha absolutely wrecked, and figure out that Sasuke did die,but he was able to aim his final attack at the Go-kage and kill them all as well.
 

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Konohamaru will die between now in the manga and the movie, which is why Naruto wears the scarf in his memory. The twist? The scarf is Konohamaru's. It's red because he was killed while wearing it

Ughhh.... This post gave me a cancer!
 
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