relationship thinking with super beings

Howling Fox

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so we all knw that super powah nukkas like to get with humans like Superman and lois lane/lana...Spiderman and gwen/mary jane/felicia... and naruto will most likely get with hinata at this time but even if it were with any regular chick u get it.


HOWEVER would *** not snap these girls in halfsies? when hinata starts to go down on ONE ABOVE ALL Naruto will the force of his load in her mouth be like a shotgun blast?

Superman can bench press planet earth for 5 days straight but i am expected to believe that a mere human hoe can take a hp thrust when Superman blows his top?

my beliefs do not go this high. super beings have to date other super beings but naruto can just turn off sage mode so its not bad in his case BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS
 

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Lmao at the shotgun blast. Ot didn't superman destroy a galaxy with a sneeze? If hate to see what a nut to loise lane would do lmao
 

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Lmao at the shotgun blast. Ot didn't superman destroy a galaxy with a sneeze? If hate to see what a nut to loise lane would do lmao

ya dat silver age superman was retarded strong

superman prime 1 million is basically God lel
 

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I dont think spidey strenght is over the top, he just like normal peoples but slightly powerful, still far from superman or hulk

nah spiderman can lift tanks and flip 18wheelers and he even lifted the daily bugle building himself once

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even movie spiderman is super strong. the lizard was throwing cars and SUVS and peter tank his punches no diff comic spiderman is wayyy stronger
 

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Women can take anything, no worries
 

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nah spiderman can lift tanks and flip 18wheelers and he even lifted the daily bugle building himself once

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What about hulk, his torpedo alone is bigger than a baby head.
 

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What about hulk, his torpedo alone is bigger than a baby head.

depends on what version of the hulk grey hulk is a ***** but world war hulk splits continents with punches

since he gets bigger i think he would have to boink a cement truck i wonder if his love juice is green too N0 H0M0
 

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I think much of super beings always lost to average women on the bed, because they need to finish fast for that women not feel hurt. IMO
 

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I think much of super beings always lost to average women on the bed, because they need to finish fast for that women not feel hurt. IMO

I would practice on like real strong women first (She-Hulk) then I would move on to the weaker human one that I was after and have it all in control so I wouldn't hurt her Lol
 
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