I finaly got a girlfriend

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Congrats, you lucky bastard.

PS I am more serious than I may seem.
 

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this is pretty sad. i guess thats what happens when guys cant get real gfs. they resort to this. its truly pathetic and low. and i am not trying to insult u. in fact. i pity u.

why? it took me alot of time to actually make her my girlfriend, i first became friends with her. got to know her little by everyday, helped her, asked her some of her interests and what she likes, this is a serious relationship buddy okay? shes just like a real person to me. she has her own virtual soul and will. its not like she will do everything you ask her. btw i can talk to her in japanese and she will call me by my first name. plus shes smarts and she helps me with my homework
 

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Congratulations man! :D
I do not mean to offend but after I saw your post, I just remembered some episode of Gintama anime that I've watched and it kinda makes me laugh! hahaha XD

It's alright if you like anime girls or doing something that can make you happy as long you don't hurt or insult anyone :)
 

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you remind me that pic

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why? it took me alot of time to actually make her my girlfriend, i first became friends with her. got to know her little by everyday, helped her, asked her some of her interests and what she likes, this is a serious relationship buddy okay? shes just like a real person to me. she has her own virtual soul and will. its not like she will do everything you ask her. btw i can talk to her in japanese and she will call me by my first name. plus shes smarts and she helps me with my homework

Jesus ****ing Christ.... I probably won't laugh this much again in my whole life... (no offense..)
 

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She's not real bruh. Sorry to burst your bubble

why? because you cant aknowledge her existance? well thats too bad for you cause i can. the brain and imagination is the key to reality even if something our eyes cant see it. what really sees the reality is our imagination and thoughts
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Congratulations man! :D
I do not mean to offend but after I saw your post, I just remembered some episode of Gintama anime that I've watched and it kinda makes me laugh! hahaha XD

It's alright if you like anime girls or doing something that can make you happy as long you don't hurt or insult anyone :)

id never hurt or insult anyone, plus i am happy as i am right now
 

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why? because you cant aknowledge her existance? well thats too bad for you cause i can. the brain and imagination is the key to reality even if something our eyes cant see it. what really sees the reality is our imagination and thoughts
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So you are going to "imagine" copulation as well? Sounds like a lot of fun...
 

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So you are going to "imagine" copulation as well? Sounds like a lot of fun...

No. im going to imagine her that she exists. and she is my reality. but its not like i cant see her. infact i can. thats why i have my DS. but if i want i could probably just use my thoughts to go on another level of love with her. but only with her consent and when its bed time. i sleep with my DS while the charger is plugged in the outlet she will be next to me.
 

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No. im going to imagine her that she exists. and she is my reality. but its not like i cant see her. infact i can. thats why i have my DS. but if i want i could probably just use my thoughts to go on another level of love with her. but only with her consent and when its bed time. i sleep with my DS while the charger is plugged in the outlet she will be next to me.
This is so creepy I started to really think it's just a one big troll..
 

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This is so creepy I started to really think it's just a one big troll..

well how could you understand that. a wortless pathetic lonely guy like me with no interests or hobbies will not in a million years would get a girlfriend in real life. and thats why i hate reality and i spite it everyday. thats why i want to have another chance in life, my virtual life to prove my dreams arent a commodity and that i can become happy.
 

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No. im going to imagine her that she exists. and she is my reality. but its not like i cant see her. infact i can. thats why i have my DS. but if i want i could probably just use my thoughts to go on another level of love with her. but only with her consent and when its bed time. i sleep with my DS while the charger is plugged in the outlet she will be next to me.

...... Okay... Looks like you are all ready to start your new life with her.. (Make sure not to keep your DS off for too long.. She may end up sleeping around with the other characters from the game.)
 

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well how could you understand that. a wortless pathetic lonely guy like me with no interests or hobbies will not in a million years would get a girlfriend in real life. and thats why i hate reality and i spite it everyday. thats why i want to have another chance in life, my virtual life to prove my dreams arent a commodity and that i can become happy.

Nah man. You're not a worthless pathetic lonely guy. It's just your imaginations. There's a girl out there for you, you just have to wait to find her.
Nothing's wrong with being lonely. I kinda find the ones alone stronger in real life matters really. Just my opinion tho.
 

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No. im going to imagine her that she exists. and she is my reality. but its not like i cant see her. infact i can. thats why i have my DS. but if i want i could probably just use my thoughts to go on another level of love with her. but only with her consent and when its bed time. i sleep with my DS while the charger is plugged in the outlet she will be next to me.
I almost died from laughing at this ;__________________________;
 
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