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- Perform hand signs and shout out "Katon: Gouka Mekkyaku", only to realise you've just embarrassed yourself
- Ask twins how they were able to learn the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
- Question Shino's whereabouts every time you see a bug lurking around
- Try to walk on water but only ended up wetting yourself

Continue on peeps.
 

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...think you've watched/read way too much Naruto.
 

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Trying to climb up trees, see a crow and automatically assume it's Itachi, red moon automatically assume infinite tsukuyomi
 
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Get into a fight and start whipping out those kunai you always keep on you just to realize you can't throw worth shit
 

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When you want to kill Kishi.
 

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- When you know what the words Raiton, Suiton, Katon, Doton and Futon mean.
 

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1. You know the names of at least 5 techniques and the 5 hidden villages. In Japanese.

2. You have tried more than once to run with your arms straight out behind you.

3. You know the names, best users, and differences between the 3 major jutsu types. You may or may not have forced someone close to you to listen to the explanation.

4. You have at least one opening theme song in a playlist.

5. You stay current with the manga (current=reads within two hours of manga panda scan posting.)

6. You have a preference for the translations done by a particular website.

7. You think it's a good thing to have an openly perverted teacher, and think it's a bonus if teacher has a) grey hair or b) eyepatch.

8. You think snakes, slugs, and toads are special, maybe even powerful.

9. It bothers you when people refer to Part 2 of the manga as "Naruto Shippuden."

10. You know that BM Naruto is not a bathroom joke and that SM Naruto is not kinky.

11. You think Wednesdays are special but deny it when asked.

12. You despise filler episodes. But watch them anyway.

OP -you beat me to it. I was inspired by the Bleach thread.
 

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When you poke your girlfriend screaming "thousands years of death"!

When you try to use your right eye to Kamui through walls so you don't have to open the door.
 

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Someone punches you in the eye, and you roll back and instead of throwing a punch back you try to summon gamabunta
 

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1. You know the names of at least 5 techniques and the 5 hidden villages. In Japanese.

2. You have tried more than once to run with your arms straight out behind you.

3. You know the names, best users, and differences between the 3 major jutsu types. You may or may not have forced someone close to you to listen to the explanation.

4. You have at least one opening theme song in a playlist.

5. You stay current with the manga (current=reads within two hours of manga panda scan posting.)

6. You have a preference for the translations done by a particular website.

7. You think it's a good thing to have an openly perverted teacher, and think it's a bonus if teacher has a) grey hair or b) eyepatch.

8. You think snakes, slugs, and toads are special, maybe even powerful.

9. It bothers you when people refer to Part 2 of the manga as "Naruto Shippuden."

10. You know that BM Naruto is not a bathroom joke and that SM Naruto is not kinky.

11. You think Wednesdays are special but deny it when asked.

12. You despise filler episodes. But watch them anyway.

OP -you beat me to it. I was inspired by the Bleach thread.
I have done: 1,2,3,5,6,9,10,11 i might have a problem




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- Call Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo & Goku as reinforcements every time you see a red moon
- Try to think what rustled Kisame's jimmies every time you hear the word "Tsunami"
- Ask yourself "What is Minato Sensei doing" when you're in a troublesome situation such as running late to uni/work
 

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- Call Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo & Goku as reinforcements every time you see a red moon
- Try to think what rustled Kisame's jimmies every time you hear the word "Tsunami"
- Ask yourself "What is Minato Sensei doing" when you're in a troublesome situation such as running late to uni/work
speaking of red moons
 

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- Perform hand signs and shout out "Katon: Gouka Mekkyaku", only to realise you've just embarrassed yourself

Continue on peeps.

Holy shitttt this one is so true, I was in school and I was screwing with friends bc they hate naruto.

*Made hand signs* and said: "Fire style fire ball jutsu!".

Then I imitated that panel of Sasuke after he tested EMS on the white zetsu where he opens one of his eyes with his fingers and said "(insert friend's name) san - these are my eyes.


This was all today... >_>
 
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