Life Hacks thread.

[Funky Tiger]

Post useful helpful government approved Life Hacks itt.

1. Let pizza cool down before you eat it so you don't burn your mouth.
2. If you are thirsty drink water.
3. Remember to breathe regularly so that your brain receives oxygen to function.
4. If food falls on the floor, just get on all fours and eat it. Eat it you filthy animal.
5. If your ice cream is too hard to scoop out microwave your spoon for 10 seconds to pierce the ice cream like butter.

Continue, oh good peoples of NarutoBase!

 

[Complex]

Lol nice life hacks

 

[Joker]

6. If she's a thot, then you can get the cookie for free
7. If she says she saving herself for marriage, tell her divorces always happen
8. If her head game ain't strong, she's not wife material
9. When you meet her parents, you have two choices, do her at the dinner table, or do her in their bedroom. Instant marriage consent.
10. Her mom said she's married, but say you don't see a ring.

 

[Dann]

Use baking soda with lemon juice to create a paste that will WHITEN YOUR TEETH LIKE BLEACH

Use once a week only to prevent damage

 

[Zealotic]

11 Remember this hoes aint loyal
12 these ni*gas aint either

 

[DrProof]

*Hacked the Passcode to the richest mans safe.
*Hacked your girls panty lock
*Hacked some steriods that dont make me testicles small.

 

[Funky Tiger]

Use baking soda with lemon juice to create a paste that will WHITEN YOUR TEETH LIKE BLEACH

Use once a week only to prevent damage

11 Remember this hoes aint loyal
12 these ni*gas aint either

*Hacked the Passcode to the richest mans safe.
*Hacked your girls panty lock
*Hacked some steriods that dont make me testicles small.

These three don't really fit the criteria. Sorry.

11. If you want to stop your vehicle, press the brakes.
12. If you don't want to die, don't commit suicide.
13. Open glass bottles with your seat belt while driving.