If you had Kamui (Obito eye) in real life, you wouldn't need a toilet for pooping.

[Inert Brian]

I think about this all the time when I have to go to the bathroom and I can't.

If you had Obito's MS, you could warp the lower end of your anus (not your pants so it looks normal), and it would plop out on the other side....

Imagine how life saving that eye technique would be....no more bathroom troubles.




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[PyRoxGoD]

If I had kamui **** talking bout pooping Ill go into all banks and take as much as I want

 

[Risuna23]

Nope you need toilet paper as well.:|

 

[BlazeRelease]

Yeah but your dimension would be filled with shit.

What do you have problems making it to the bathroom or something?

 

[PyRoxGoD]

Plus what if u go to the other side u worry bout stepping in it

 

[Inert Brian]

Yeah but your dimension would be filled with shit.

What do you have problems making it to the bathroom or something?

No, it's just stomach cramps distracting you during a period of time where you can't poop.

 

[johnaudiba]

kamui + Jiraiya = ultimate pervert

 

[Punk Hazard]

Or teleport home and use your bathroom.

 

[Inert Brian]

Or teleport home and use your bathroom.

Everyone would see you leave, revealing your powers = everyone is afraid of you.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Everyone would see you leave, revealing your powers = everyone is afraid of you.

Kamui works in your line of sight. You'd have to stare at your own ass.

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

Or i could just teleport to the toilet.

 

[Inert Brian]

Kamui works in your line of sight. You'd have to stare at your own ass.

Explain Tobi phasing through Naruto's Rasengan w/o looking at him.

 

[legarcon]

this is literally the more simplistic way i´ve seen somebody suggests to use kamui, if i had kamui i would do a ton of things but i think pooping in kamuiland wouldnt be my first idea

 

[Inert Brian]

this is literally the more simplistic way i´ve seen somebody suggests to use kamui, if i had kamui i would do a ton of things but i think pooping in kamuiland wouldnt be my first idea

The only other one that came to mind was shoplifting/phasing through handcuffs/bullets.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Explain Tobi phasing through Naruto's Rasengan w/o looking at him.

If you phase, and shit yourself, the shit would fall out in the normal world. Kamui doesn't separate your body parts and send it away, it just overlaps the two dimensions.

 

[Inert Brian]

If you phase, and shit yourself, the shit would fall out in the normal world. Kamui doesn't separate your body parts and send it away, it just overlaps the two dimensions.

As the poop moves through your body, it goes through the phased area.

 

[RedShadow]

If I had kamui **** talking bout pooping Ill go into all banks and take as much as I want

No seriously.

 

[ChocolateVanilla]

You'd have to phase your entire rectum, added to the fact that you will still have a dirty ass because you didn't wipe.

 

[LeSauce]

But even if that worked, you would have to figure out a way to wipe your ass and your dimension would be full of shìt.

 

[Inert Brian]

You'd have to phase your entire rectum, added to the fact that you will still have a dirty ass because you didn't wipe.

Pull a piece of toilet paper out of your pocket, warp your hand and wipe in kamui, they won't see under the desk...but they may think it's something else