My poem about Lord Teuchi

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Once in the palace of the great Ramen Lord Teuchi

A messenger came with a dispatch from chi-chi

He soon realized that the world was at stake

From vegetable people who will purge the world like the venom in a body from a snake

Their leader was black zetzu, an aloe

who would put the ramen makers in his gallows

Lord Teuchi awoke from his slumber

He called Black Zetsu's number

Black Zetsu said "I will make a army of carrots"

Teuchi said"Not by the name of my ramen Parrots"

Teuchi came down to earth and posed as a ramen maker

While black zetsu disguised as a leaf raker

Soon after IT took place

Black zetsu wore a dress of lace

But soon he withered in disgrace...

When teuchi soled his face.

Teuchi laughed and said "I put vegetables in my ramen"

Black zetsu said "Forgive me lord teuchi, i will give you my 600 yen"

Madara and Black Zetsu

All of your wrong spices

Begone

This is my ramen
 
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Yasopp

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Madara and Black Zetsu
All of your wrong spices
Begone
This is my ramen xD
 

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But spongebob W/ Magic Pencil solos.
 

Yusuke Urameshi

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It's a pretty crappily-written poem, but because it's about Teuchi, it's around god-like.
 
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