Espadara Uchiha
Jōnin Strategist 🧠
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In a similar vein to how shikamaru is cash, I have studied Itachi Uchiha, the so called Soloking. Let's do this shit.
1. Amaterasu, bro. Light your gay ass on fire. Think your weak little Suiton gonna put this flame out? Hotter than a thousand suns, mother****er.
2. Tsukuyomi. ***** puts you in S&M for three days straight, but you have to accept it cause you a *****.
3. Susano'o. God of storm armor wrecks everything. You summon a giant lightning beast? **** you, giant samurai shit.
4. Massacred his whole clan. ******s with their irritated eyes acting with sticks up their ass, probably too busy sucking **** to level up. Itachi was thirteen when he killed them all in a single night. Thir ****ing teen. You know what I did when I was thirteen? Jerked off in the girls bathroom at K-Mart, thats what.
5. First time we see this *****, he makes Kakashi his *****. This was when we thought Kakashi was the coolest stoner we've ever seen, than Itachi comes with his Lv 97 Sharpedo and ties up Kakashi for some Sexytimes.
6. Totsuka/Yata. He can seal away your ******ry and your soul in a world where you're always drunk and shit. AA's best dream, *****es. And if you ever think you can break through his Susano'o, he'll ****ing bash you over the head with his ****ing shield. Sure it's a ****ing mirror, but he has a higher defense stat than your little gay jackets, ***atron.
7. Made everyone in Akatsuki his ****ing pawns and shit. Deidara you little *** better join up 1v1 lets tussle get wreckt. Orochimaru you ain't getting no ***** you def aint getting my eyes and shit. Anyone in Akatsuki attacks Konoha he ****ing mind-rapes them, cept for Konan he just ****s her up the butthole.
8. Greatest training regime ever. ****ing mindrapes his younger bro to make him less of a *****. Now Sauce is chilling in a flying Susano'o. Best big bro ever.
9. Got Aids, still wreckts. coughing blood and having a period from his eyes doesn't mean shit, ***** ****ed more than you ever did. Lets list them.
Sakura-****ed that fangirl a billion times, thats why shes so thirsty for Sasuke's ****. It's the only thing that could ever hope to match Itachi.
Ino- Mindraped that ho.
Konan- Itachi calling the shots, spraying his ink and jizz all over her paper.
Tsunade- Senju ***** just a peasent to Lord ITachi chan sama.
10. Fights with Crows. Yeah. Flock of crows or ravens is called a ****ing murder, ya unintellectual shit.
11. Smartest ****ing playa in the verse. Makes everyone his *****. Smart as a Hokage when he was seven and shit, every asain fathers dream.
12. One emotinal death aitn enough, cause he knew /the Barbecue Sauche coudlnt whin normally, ***** got revived and had two emotional deaths. Lik of u crie evrtyime.
1. Amaterasu, bro. Light your gay ass on fire. Think your weak little Suiton gonna put this flame out? Hotter than a thousand suns, mother****er.
2. Tsukuyomi. ***** puts you in S&M for three days straight, but you have to accept it cause you a *****.
3. Susano'o. God of storm armor wrecks everything. You summon a giant lightning beast? **** you, giant samurai shit.
4. Massacred his whole clan. ******s with their irritated eyes acting with sticks up their ass, probably too busy sucking **** to level up. Itachi was thirteen when he killed them all in a single night. Thir ****ing teen. You know what I did when I was thirteen? Jerked off in the girls bathroom at K-Mart, thats what.
5. First time we see this *****, he makes Kakashi his *****. This was when we thought Kakashi was the coolest stoner we've ever seen, than Itachi comes with his Lv 97 Sharpedo and ties up Kakashi for some Sexytimes.
6. Totsuka/Yata. He can seal away your ******ry and your soul in a world where you're always drunk and shit. AA's best dream, *****es. And if you ever think you can break through his Susano'o, he'll ****ing bash you over the head with his ****ing shield. Sure it's a ****ing mirror, but he has a higher defense stat than your little gay jackets, ***atron.
7. Made everyone in Akatsuki his ****ing pawns and shit. Deidara you little *** better join up 1v1 lets tussle get wreckt. Orochimaru you ain't getting no ***** you def aint getting my eyes and shit. Anyone in Akatsuki attacks Konoha he ****ing mind-rapes them, cept for Konan he just ****s her up the butthole.
8. Greatest training regime ever. ****ing mindrapes his younger bro to make him less of a *****. Now Sauce is chilling in a flying Susano'o. Best big bro ever.
9. Got Aids, still wreckts. coughing blood and having a period from his eyes doesn't mean shit, ***** ****ed more than you ever did. Lets list them.
Sakura-****ed that fangirl a billion times, thats why shes so thirsty for Sasuke's ****. It's the only thing that could ever hope to match Itachi.
Ino- Mindraped that ho.
Konan- Itachi calling the shots, spraying his ink and jizz all over her paper.
Tsunade- Senju ***** just a peasent to Lord ITachi chan sama.
10. Fights with Crows. Yeah. Flock of crows or ravens is called a ****ing murder, ya unintellectual shit.
11. Smartest ****ing playa in the verse. Makes everyone his *****. Smart as a Hokage when he was seven and shit, every asain fathers dream.
12. One emotinal death aitn enough, cause he knew /the Barbecue Sauche coudlnt whin normally, ***** got revived and had two emotional deaths. Lik of u crie evrtyime.
