Crack pairings

Espadara Uchiha

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What are the crackiest pairings you've ever seen?

Kisame/Mei
Jiraiya/Hinata
Danzo/Tenten
Naruto/Jiraiya
Naruto/Minato
Shino/Akamaru
Sasuke/Kushina
Danzo/Kushina
Tsunade/Gaara
Naruto/FemGamabunta
Naruto/FemShinigami
Naruto/FemDanzo
FemSasuke/FemRikudoSennin
Minato/Kakashi
Obito/Zetsu
Zetsu/Sakura
Naruto/Hinata
 

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Meh, I've never seen anything more unrealistic than
Naruto X Hinata
 

Espadara Uchiha

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Meh, I've never seen anything more unrealistic than
Naruto X Hinata

Exactly! Naruto seems like the kind of guy who wants someone as optimistic/excitable as him...not a gloomy stalker.

I personally like Naruto/Ino.
 

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If someone makes a unreasonable pairing, I tend to hate it, unless they can make it good. I wrote a short Itachi/Sakura ficlet a while back.
 

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I incest why not Itachi/Mikoto or Naruto/Kushina
 

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I'm gonna go with Crack x Pear. Even if that's more of a crack pearing than a crack pairing. I would go so far as to say it's both tbh.
 

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I incest why not Itachi/Mikoto or Naruto/Kushina

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Gotta love dat Naruto/Kushina.

Reminds me of a fic where when Naruto meets Kushina in his mind while trying to tame the Kyuubi, and accuses her of being the Kyuubi's true form, like in canon. Unlike canon, however, Naruto winds up having *** with her only for her to reveal at the very end that she's his mother.
 

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You lost me at Naruto and Minato its not a crack it's disturbing :coffee:
 
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