marik
Leaf Village Regular 🍃
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- May 31, 2014
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Ok so I was thinking,why does sakura love sasuke so much?
Heres why!
When sakura was 4 years old her father was bored and decided to use chakra to blow things up and stuff.after that he starting making some margaritas...
He hit the turbo speed button to make them perfect.then sakuras all like "oh spinny wed stuff"(because kids can't pronounce R's).then her dad is like "no!stay away from my babies!bloody hell!that ***** is drinking it all!"
The alcohol was delicious.sakura tried to sip every last bit up but she ended up getting her whole scalp ripped off.drunk af and losing a massive amount of blood,her parents did the only logical thing...
They let her bleed to death.
Na just kidding..that would be terrible*suppresses a giggle"
She went into a coma and was transported into the past.back then,everyone had low standards so wasn't criticized for her enormous forehead
Heres why!
When sakura was 4 years old her father was bored and decided to use chakra to blow things up and stuff.after that he starting making some margaritas...
He hit the turbo speed button to make them perfect.then sakuras all like "oh spinny wed stuff"(because kids can't pronounce R's).then her dad is like "no!stay away from my babies!bloody hell!that ***** is drinking it all!"
The alcohol was delicious.sakura tried to sip every last bit up but she ended up getting her whole scalp ripped off.drunk af and losing a massive amount of blood,her parents did the only logical thing...
They let her bleed to death.
Na just kidding..that would be terrible*suppresses a giggle"
She went into a coma and was transported into the past.back then,everyone had low standards so wasn't criticized for her enormous forehead
