Did Danzo ever have a kid?

[Naruto99Uzumaki]

Maybe Danzo banged Kushina, and produced Kotetsu?

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[Beans2]

Plot twist: he's Sai's father

 

[Angelic.]

if he ever got a hooker preggers he'd kill her and drown the baby

 

[Demonic.]

I doubt it but that fodder Kotetsu looks a lot like him.

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They both got the same pineapple hair

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

if he ever got a hooker preggers he'd kill her and drown the baby

Danzo had female Root agents act as 'Stress relievers'. 98% of Root Agents have Danzo as their father.

 

[Sageflash]

That's how Danzo got the scar on his chin, from going down on too much p00n. Danzo caught more ladies than a Pokeball.

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

That's how Danzo got the scar on his chin, from going down on too much p00n. Danzo caught more ladies than a Pokeball.

Your statement makes me think of Danzo as a Pokemon Professor.

Danzo: Are you a Boy or a girl? Doesn't matter, you're going in ROOT.

 

[Sageflash]

Your statement makes me think of Danzo as a Pokemon Professor.

Danzo: Are you a Boy or a girl? Doesn't matter, you're going in ROOT.

Then there's the curse mark on their tongues.

Don't ask, don't tell... because you don't have a choice. Assume the position, Danzo's going in dry.