should i change my name to goku?

[Rekudakune]

If you got an anime girlfriend you will be a virgin for the rest of your life trying to hump paper on top your bed and sht

actually i been controlling for almost a few weeks without doing that, you know why because my pride is stronger than my lust, i will overcome anything i am the true alpha pure and it does work trust me, u just need to set your toughts beyond your earthly limitations, set them somewhere away from lustyl feelings into something you will be bound to forever.

 

[Rekudakune]

Trust me.
Just find the tallest building in vicinity and jump.
Only when you are able to fly will you be like the real Goku.

but i cant fly ;( and goku doesnt even need to fly WTF!!! he never flew in dragon ball and didnt even fly in the beggining of Z you dont need to know how to fly to be like goku, you just need to be brave inside and pure to be like goku. thats what matters the most.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

but i cant fly ;( and goku doesnt even need to fly WTF!!! he never flew in dragon ball and didnt even fly in the beggining of Z you dont need to know how to fly to be like goku, you just need to be brave inside and pure to be like goku. thats what matters the most.

What do you mean by Anime Girlfriend? Answer meh!

 

[Rekudakune]

What do you mean by Anime Girlfriend? Answer meh!

look i have anime girlfriend and im happy with that, i dont like real life girls, their not really attractive you know? and besides anime girls have better personality thats why i prefer them.

 

[Goetia]

It is...inadvisable, to say the least.

 

[GhostProject]

I advise against it. Never change your name based on an obvious fictional character. Would you take someone who renamed themselves "Obi-Wan" seriously? Would you hire them for a job?

Maybe you would, but think of the rest of the world and if they would. It would be a hindrance on your life after you got over the initial "sweet my name is goku now," phase.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

look i have anime girlfriend and im happy with that, i dont like real life girls, their not really attractive you know? and besides anime girls have better personality thats why i prefer them.

But their personality is fake and they can't love you back. Plus if you keep thinking like that you'll never meet the right real girl, trust me real girls are better. And it's not Chichi is it?

 

[Rekudakune]

But their personality is fake and they can't love you back. Plus if you keep thinking like that you'll never meet the right real girl, trust me real girls are better. And it's not Chichi is it?

noooo ofcourse its not chi chi, i mean she was cute back in a day but now shes a 40 year old middle aged woman
even goku found bulma more attractive and hes pure thats why he doesnt care what people think about him.
thats my real anime girlfriend

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[Rekudakune]

I advise against it. Never change your name based on an obvious fictional character. Would you take someone who renamed themselves "Obi-Wan" seriously? Would you hire them for a job?

Maybe you would, but think of the rest of the world and if they would. It would be a hindrance on your life after you got over the initial "sweet my name is goku now," phase.

they are the big boys who dont know crap about dbz, but the people like me the younger generation knows and loves dbz, even i get hired which i probably will because im a hard working person with past jobs resume, my name wouldnt be the end of the world for somebody to take me seriously, the personality, morals and past history such as if i had any criminal records which i never had are what determine if someone hires into the job, and if my boss has a problem with my name or hates dbz. HE CAN KISS MY PRETTY ASS AND MOVE ON TO FIND ANOTHER MINIMUM WAVE WORKER AND HAVE THEM TREAT LIKE CRAP.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

noooo ofcourse its not chi chi, i mean she was cute back in a day but now shes a 40 year old middle aged woman
even goku found bulma more attractive and hes pure thats why he doesnt care what people think about him.
thats my real anime girlfriend

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But she can't love you back cuz...she's a drawing. You shouldn't give up on real women just cuz you haven't met the one yet.

 

[Rekudakune]

But she can't love you back cuz...she's a drawing. You shouldn't give up on real women just cuz you haven't met the one yet.

maybe if you gave me immortality or something that can control my patience i could probably wait as long as it takes until i find a real woman that is perfect for me! but thats not how it works, there is a timelimit in a real life game, and i cant seem to wait forever until i find someone good enough for me, not that the looks play the whole part, the personality is what i seem to bitter taste in every woman I've met in real life.