Saw this on sayian island about tsunade.

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"Well I will put your lack of versatility in battle and your uselessness as a ninja so I will start with how bad you are as a Hokage. Ahem, first your lazy as *uck and your a drunk b1tch who drinks way to much, second you let the retrieval of Sasuke to a bunch of kids.....dafuq is weigh with you. Oh and you kept letting Naruto in harms way did you forget the bad guys want the beast inside him and speaking of Naruto you give the responsibility of saving the leaf to him, b1tch your the Hokage do it yourself. Oh and when everyone was dying left and right when Pein attack, oh that's right you were playing doctor. What was the Hokage duty as being the strongest ninja in the village? PROTECT!! Not heal them so they can die again"
 

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first two are ttrue. but didnt you have faith in naruto! hes a shinobi after all!!!!!!
 
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
The person who typed that is funny as fuq
 

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Plot. But I do agree. It's just harsh truth.
 
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Truth.
Tsunade's ass let Naruto go after Sasuke, even though there was a high chance of him dying and the Kyuubi getting released.
She also should have went after Pains ass as soon as she heard about the invasion.
 

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Definitely both.

It was foolish on Tsunade's behalf to send a bunch of Genin on a retrieval mission against high-level ninja, each of their lives were almost lost. However, we do have to remember that Tsunade knew she wasn't fit to be Hokage and never wanted it in the first place and wanted Jiraya instead so... I'm going with both lol
 

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'don't just heal people so they can die again'. That is my new favourite quote about naruto!
 

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Lmaooo.

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To be fair. There were no other ninja at the time to get Sasuke back. She first send adults, but they got owned.
 

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"Well I will put your lack of versatility in battle and your uselessness as a ninja so I will start with how bad you are as a Hokage. Ahem, first your lazy as *uck and your a drunk b1tch who drinks way to much, second you let the retrieval of Sasuke to a bunch of kids.....dafuq is weigh with you. Oh and you kept letting Naruto in harms way did you forget the bad guys want the beast inside him and speaking of Naruto you give the responsibility of saving the leaf to him, b1tch your the Hokage do it yourself. Oh and when everyone was dying left and right when Pein attack, oh that's right you were playing doctor. What was the Hokage duty as being the strongest ninja in the village? PROTECT!! Not heal them so they can die again"
@Bold - Oh God yes.
 

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"Well I will put your lack of versatility in battle

She is one of the most skilled taijutsu fighters of the manga, combined with unholy strength, extremely high chakra reserves, battle immortality, several high level medical techniques ( chakra scalpels, ranshinsho ), poison and with a boss summon who is immune even to the village buster techniques, such as the Cho Shinra Tensei.

and your uselessness as a ninja

Just a few examples for her usefulness ( too lazy to go into details )

> Sannin/Hokage, the strongest female ( after Kaguya ) character of the manga ( according to Shikaku ), a living legend ( according to Kabuto )
> She created the whole system of the medical ninjas all around the world. Introduced idea to put more medics on squads to increase survival rates of missions. This has as we've seen, been very effective.
> She was strong enough to survive the battle against Hanzo, alongside with Jiraiya and Orochimaru
> According to Jiraiya, who we all know is incredibly strong and knows what he's talking about, Tsunade was the reason that they won the war.
> Saved Naruto's life when Kabuto damaged his heart, saved Naruto when Orochimaru was trying to kill him
> Healed Lee, Kakashi and Sasuke
> As soon as she become the Hokage, she had to deal with the mess Hiruzen left behind. She had to rebuild the village.
> She sent Shikamaru, the most intelligent Chunin in all of Konoha to assemble a team to get Sasuke back. Assembling teams is not all about strength. The team needs to have motivation to reach their goal, and the team Shikamaru chose was by far the best choice.
> strengthened the bond between Suna and Konoha
> during the timeskip she trained Sakura, who later saved ninjas like Kankuro, Sasuke, Naruto and countless of ninjas during the war arc
> unlike Hiruyen, she never trusted the elders and kept an eye on Danzo
> never sent assassins to hunt down Sasuke
> she was the only Kage who made actions when the Akatsuki appeared. Her people defeated Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame and Pain. What were the other Kage doing? Nothing.
> During Pain's attack she was healing the villagers with her own chakra. The Hokage's job is to protect the villagers and not to attack carelessly and die ( Hiruzen, Minato )
> Naruto is the main character, that's the only reason why he had to talk no jutsu Nagato
> in the war arc she stopped Ay from killing Naruto
> she saved Onoki and Gaara the moment she arrived to the battlefield, by kicking Madara away who was about to land the finishing blow. After this she healed three of the Kages and replenished their chakra reserves with her own.
> Madara praised her strength and abilities. He compared her Byakugou tecnique to Hashirama's regeneration
> saved the lives of the leaders of the 4 great nations
> healed Shikamaru, healed the alliance
 

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Omg how dare plot do this
I'm now going to make a rant about plot
 
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