[Discussion] Would Sasuke Survive Narutos Balls to the Face ?

[ThePooka]

hahahaha.....balls balls balls

On topic, are his balls black? I've seen different colored versions of his balls. Sometimes they're yellow too lol

It seems that Naruto has large black balls, but Kishimoto would definitely know for sure.

 

[Shinato]

Narutos balls are way too much for Sasuke to handle.

Not when you can teleport them away form Naruto, or swap them with a bomb or a Fire Ball. (Among other things, his balls are by far not too much for Sasuke to handle.) The two of them are equals and as Naruto stated, if they were to fight, they would both die.

 

[ThePooka]

I don't think you can say that Narutos balls have an equal.

 

[Shinato]

I don't think you can say that Narutos balls have an equal.

I think he lost them at some point, which is why he likes Sakura so much.. She knows how it is to lack something physically important for their looks. (Naruto has his balls, Sakura her boobs.) He is looking for someone who know his "pain".

 

[ThePooka]

I think he lost them at some point, which is why he likes Sakura so much.. She knows how it is to lack something physically important for their looks. (Naruto has his balls, Sakura her boobs.) He is looking for someone who know his "pain".

I think you're confusing whats being discussed here with your own fantasy.

 

[Shinato]

I think you're confusing whats being discussed here with your own fantasy.

Nope, just going with the horrible pun as I've already stated my opinion on the "serious" part of this thread.

 

[ThePooka]

Nope, just going with the horrible pun as I've already stated my opinion on the "serious" part of this thread.

This has been a serious discussion about Sasuke's inability to handle Narutos giant black balls. If you think that Sasuke can survive a hit to his face from them, then please discuss.

 

[Shinato]

This has been a serious discussion about Sasuke's inability to handle Narutos giant black balls. If you think that Sasuke can survive a hit to his face from them, then please discuss.

Naruto can't survive that, Sasuke can't, Madara most likely can't, no one really can. (Kaguya, Hagoromo, Madara and Hamura re in question.) Problem is, Naruto wouldn't be able to get them close to Sasuke unless plot, Sasuke allowed it or Sasuke was somewhat unable to move or use his teleportation. (Also this conversation is everything but serious.)

 

[B00m]

Naruto's 5 balls are too much for Sasuke. If it wasn't for Naruto's balls Sasuke would be dead by lava.

 

[Shinato]

Naruto's 5 balls are too much for Sasuke. If it wasn't for Naruto's balls Sasuke would be dead by lava.

Had it not been for Sasuke's Eye or Susano'o then Naruto would be living in a dream world now, or in the Lava.

 

[ThePooka]

So we are all in agreement that Naruto's balls would definitely kill Sasuke.

 

[poopieface]

I for one think Sasuke might enjoy the prospect of facing Naruto's balls head-on. But he might be a bit more cautious if Naruto has a rod or manages to work some Wood Release, probably because he still has memories of being impaled by Madara.

That said, Sasuke is not completely against being used, as demonstrated here:

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"Naruto, come here." He expects Naruto to come with his balls.

 

[ThePooka]

I for one think Sasuke might enjoy the prospect of facing Naruto's balls head-on. But he might be a bit more cautious if Naruto has a rod or manages to work some Wood Release, probably because he still has memories of being impaled by Madara.

That said, Sasuke is not completely against being used, as demonstrated here:

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"Naruto, come here." He expects Naruto to come with his balls.

I think it would be overkill if Naruto was able to use wood with his balls.

 

[Gamaken]

Logically speaking, and without thinking of the plot, then Naruto wouldn't even have time to use his balls before Sasuke had teleported his head off. (Or any of the organs or just straight up teleported his sword through Naruto's body.)

Sasuke would die from Narutos deadly balls before he had time to react.

Naruto's balls move very quick, but quick enough for a normal and weaken Obito to react to. Sasuke's teleportation is what it is, instant.

Narutos balls are way too much for Sasuke to handle.

Not when you can teleport them away form Naruto, or swap them with a bomb or a Fire Ball. (Among other things, his balls are by far not too much for Sasuke to handle.) The two of them are equals and as Naruto stated, if they were to fight, they would both die.

I don't think you can say that Narutos balls have an equal.

I think he lost them at some point, which is why he likes Sakura so much.. She knows how it is to lack something physically important for their looks. (Naruto has his balls, Sakura her boobs.) He is looking for someone who know his "pain".

I think you're confusing whats being discussed here with your own fantasy.

This has been a serious discussion about Sasuke's inability to handle Narutos giant black balls. If you think that Sasuke can survive a hit to his face from them, then please discuss.

So we are all in agreement that Naruto's balls would definitely kill Sasuke.

I for one think Sasuke might enjoy the prospect of facing Naruto's balls head-on. But he might be a bit more cautious if Naruto has a rod or manages to work some Wood Release, probably because he still has memories of being impaled by Madara.

That said, Sasuke is not completely against being used, as demonstrated here:

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"Naruto, come here." He expects Naruto to come with his balls.

I think it would be overkill if Naruto was able to use wood with his balls.

This thread; my sides! I'm in stitches XD

+rep to the ThePooka for making me laugh so much!

 

[AMIan]

lol Sasuke is in need of a SERIOUS POWER UP. Naruto is basically becoming Jesus while Sasuke is just teleporting -_-
Getting kind of bored of seeing Narujesus's powers.

 

[ThePooka]

lol Sasuke is in need of a SERIOUS POWER UP. Naruto is basically becoming Jesus while Sasuke is just teleporting -_-
Getting kind of bored of seeing Narujesus's powers.

You are correct. Sasuke definitely needs a power up to handle Narutos giant black balls.

 

[Byron123]

With such titles, you sir are a little dirty bastard.

 

[ThePooka]

With such titles, you sir are a little dirty bastard.

I don't understand what you mean. This is a simple discussion for the Naruto manga fans. I'm not sure whats so controversial about Naruto's black balls ? The topic is simply asking if Sasuke would survive a hit to his face from Naruto's balls. I don't know whats so confusing.

 

[poopieface]

I don't understand what you mean. This is a simple discussion for the Naruto manga fans. I'm not sure whats so controversial about Naruto's black balls ? The topic is simply asking if Sasuke would survive a hit to his face from Naruto's balls. I don't know whats so confusing.

I think the reason some people are getting confused is because Naruto's gargantuan black balls haven't been put to full use yet, so we have no way of knowing if Sasuke has enough chakra to face them all night long. We know that the Indra/Ashura reincarnations tend to go all night, as noted when Madara loved to "dance" with Hashi's wood, as he so affectionately called it.

 

[DarkStar1]

Naruto can't survive that, Sasuke can't, Madara most likely can't, no one really can. (Kaguya, Hagoromo, Madara and Hamura re in question.) Problem is, Naruto wouldn't be able to get them close to Sasuke unless plot, Sasuke allowed it or Sasuke was somewhat unable to move or use his teleportation. (Also this conversation is everything but serious.)

So, the guy who speedblitzed Kaguya and tore her arm off (who's the same lady the neg diffed Sasuke on 3 occasions now), can't touch Sasuke?

Are you trolling or just insane?