Sasuke (Akasuna) vs. Sasuke (Fegsta)

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Location: Sasuke vs Danzo.

Intel: Sasuke knows that Sasuke has the Sharingan.

Restrictions and Conditions: Both Sasuke are naked.

Starting Distance: 100 meters.

Fegsta is posting his opener first.
 

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Mizuki stomps both.
 

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Sasuke wins comfortably.

Sasuke can counter Sasuke's Suiton using this wind technique [ ]. After that, he can paralyze him with Rinnegan's Sound Jutsu, which leads Sasuke to be immobilized. While Kakashi is immobilized, Sasuke snaps Jiraiya's neck, but we all know Madara is immortal [ ].

While Ten Ten has snapped his neck, he shoots Chibaku Tensei that pulls his lower body, while his severed head is in Pisame's possession.

Itachi then proceeds to shoot him with a shotgun, thus finishing him.
 

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Mei jumps in and makes this a threesome.​
 

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They take turns babyshaking each other.
 

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Tsst another guy acting like a female.
 

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It took me alot of time to think this through, but I believe Sexsuke wins.
 

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Sasuke wins comfortably.

Sasuke can counter Sasuke's Suiton using this wind technique [ ]. After that, he can paralyze him with Rinnegan's Sound Jutsu, which leads Sasuke to be immobilized. While Kakashi is immobilized, Sasuke snaps Jiraiya's neck, but we all know Madara is immortal [ ].

While Ten Ten has snapped his neck, he shoots Chibaku Tensei that pulls his lower body, while his severed head is in Pisame's possession.

Itachi then proceeds to shoot him with a shotgun, thus finishing him.

You failed to pose a suitable counter to Sasuke's Hawk. As we all know, the Rinnehawk is omnipotent, omnidimensional, and an omnivore.

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Sasuke mounts his almighty hawk god and proceeds to lolGenjutsuGG. Sasuke has no counter to Sasuke's Genjutsu, because as we know Sasuke lolpwned Itachi with his almighty Genjutsu skills. Sasuke then proceeds to call Itachi and run like a ***** while his Nii-san brutally rapes the opposing Sasuke with the Sword of Totsuka.

/debate​
 

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You failed to pose a suitable counter to Sasuke's Hawk. As we all know, the Rinnehawk is omnipotent, omnidimensional, and an omnivore.

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Sasuke mounts his almighty hawk god and proceeds to lolGenjutsuGG. Sasuke has no counter to Sasuke's Genjutsu, because as we know Sasuke lolpwned Itachi with his almighty Genjutsu skills. Sasuke then proceeds to call Itachi and run like a ***** while his Nii-san brutally rapes the opposing Sasuke with the Sword of Totsuka.

/debate​

We all know Sasuke is more than capable of handling omnipotents, such as *cough* Itachi *cough*, meaning Rinnehawk will be taken down with Zeus's sword, Kirin.

After that Sasuke can shoot Amaterasu projectile at Sasuke that makes him scream like a 14-year old girl getting her ass handed to Syura, and blitz him like he blitzed omnipotents in the process.

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Sasuke uses the transformation jutsu to turn into Nayrudo, and Sasuke's gets a massive boner, where all the chakra within his body accumulates in his penis. Obviously the uneven distribution of chakra makes him unable to do any jutsu, and the boner affects his movement. Sasuke then proceeds to blitz him and chop off his dick(21 jump street, anyone?), and then rape him. Game,set and match. Sasuke stomps.
 

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We all know Sasuke knows Sasuke's full name.
He would write it on the Death Note, thus ending with his opponent.
 

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We all know Sasuke knows Sasuke's full name.
He would write it on the Death Note, thus ending with his opponent.

The Death Note can't kill Gods, as evidenced when it was stated that Shinigami (Death Gods ) can't be killed by the Death Note, therefore Sasuke, an omnipotent being, is not getting killed by the DN, but Sasuke can still kill Sasuke by making Sasuke fall in love with Sasuke and then Sasuke will turn to dust. Sasuke wins.
 
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