[Discussion] So, guys..

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**** Bella, he should've saved me. U_U

Taylor or w/e the werewolf's name is, is the way to go. U_U

OT: Besides what I said and hitting myself with a Tennis racket whilst warming up. I don't recall getting hit in the balls.....Well properly at least.
 

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I remember when I was a kid... Around 5 or 7.. When our teacher told us, "If one of you ever get hit by the ball, by a mistake right at the sack, I will give you lots of snacks"... Guess what happened? Every single student was jumping infront of him when he was about to shoot the ball, so they could get hit right in sack for the snack... Not carring about anything. They were willing to feel the pain for freakin snacks.. Damn...
 

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Taylor or w/e the werewolf's name is, is the way to go. U_U

OT: Besides what I said and hitting myself with a Tennis racket whilst warming up. I don't recall getting hit in the balls.....Well properly at least.

LMAO, you mean Jacob?

Yeah I haven't been hit too many times, that was the first of two.
 

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my gf was trying to be funny trying to aim the remote on my groin unfortunately for me she didn't miss
 

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LMAO, you mean Jacob?

Yeah I haven't been hit too many times, that was the first of two.
Yes. Taylor Lautner is his real name. >.> Only watched the first movie and like a small scene from the second. Lol

What was the second, lel?
 

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Yes. Taylor Lautner is his real name. >.> Only watched the first movie and like a small scene from the second. Lol

What was the second, lel?

Oh shit, HAHA. Yeah man, forgive me I'm kinda tipsy..

Second time wasn't too bad. Ex girlfriend hit me with a volley ball at the beach. She made up for it, Lol.
 

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guys who did martial arts would know what a true kci k to the nuts would feel like
 

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told this girl to give me head and she gave it to me by head-butting my d*ck as hard as she can. Ouchy
 

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I remember being hit in the groin four times in my life right now. And they were all equally painful in my opinion.

The first time was when I was nine, playing in the woods with my cousins in a game of cops and robbers (No memory of who was who) and as I was running into the woods, I jumped over something similar to a ravine and made halfway, doing a split and forever scarring my mind.

The second was when I was eleven. I was a friend's birthday party and we were playing football (or soccer, I really don't give a damn about terms) and the after the game someone had the bright idea to kick it into a crowd and it manage to hit me and two other guys in the groin...terrible.

The third was in middle school when I was running, I mis-jumped a fence and balanced perfectly on my balls. I limped away from that one.

The fourth time was only a month ago, when one of my angry friends just randomly kicked my in the balls for losing a game.... and I wasn't even playing....the bastard.
 
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I just want to thank Lyutsifer for showing me this thread. #You know why.
OT: .... hehehhhhhhh
 

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I just want to thank Lyutsifer for showing me this thread. #You know why.
OT: .... hehehhhhhhh

It feels weird to know that someone from the opposite *** enjoys reading anecdotes from my life about me getting hit in the nuts. Oh well.
 

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A black dude named Chihaya is gonna be all over you now m8

OT: Never been hit there. u_u

Edit: Oops. Dude posted already.
 

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Football. I was trying to block a shot ( I succeeded) and my friend got me right in the balls. I was down for a couple of minutes and felt it for a long time.
 

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A black dude named Chihaya is gonna be all over you now m8

OT: Never been hit there. u_u

Edit: Oops. Dude posted already.

l0l, we don't love these thotties m8.
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was rolling in brazilian jiu jitsu and forgot my cup
guy went to pass my guard and kneed my in the balls......i then proceeded to throw up......it hurt for (no joke) over a month...i even went to the doctor about it :beat:
 

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2 occasions.

I was playing catch with my older brother.
He suddenly throws the ball really hard at me while I wasn't looking.
Right in the boosack.

Another time, at school.
So, we were in class, the teacher wasn't in the room, she was like gone for at least 20 minutes.
Everyone's walking around and talking.
I'm just casually talking to some of my friends, I decided to go get some water.
I stand up.
Boom, a friend throws a tennisball at me with a ton of force.
Right in the boosack.

And here is something I witnessed 2 months ago.

We were in gym class, the entire class was playing hockey.
My team weak AF so the teacher decides to join our team and help us like he always does.
Puck comes at him, he's a black guy so he instantly goes beast mode and smacks the puck with all his force.
Shit flies over the field at 40 m/ph.
Right in my friends nuts.
Never forget that day.
 
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Was playing tennis and got hit there. Horrible.
 
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