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Wow much swag .
 

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As I walk in once again, I inhale a large quantity of air before performing a handstand, throwing my legs against the wall. As they remain there, I arch my back downward then pump it upward. I repeat this motion several times, afterwards, I use the strength in my lower back to pop my butt back in fourth with sheer force. It jiggles back and fourth with great speed, sending tremors throughout the land, I have finally mastered the art of wall twerking.
 
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As I walk in once again, I inhale a large quantity of air before performing a handstand, throwing my legs against the wall. As they remain there, I arch my back downward then pump it upward. I repeat this motion several times, afterwards, I use the strength in my lower back to pop my butt back in fourth with sheer force. It jiggles back and force, sending tremors throughout the land, I have finally mastered the art of wall twerking.

That's disgusting. :Eww: Starts using Dark Magic to banish your Wall Twerking.
 

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That's disgusting. :Eww: Starts using Dark Magic to banish your Wall Twerking.
Getting into my grove, I notice a thot coming my way. Trying to utilize his thot magic to interfere with my holy dancing ritual, I hop off the wall, dig into my pocket, and pull out a nice, big bottle of thot repellent. I begin to press the cap down with my left thumb, putting a ton of pressure on the bottle itself. The thot eventually combusts and dies, as I walk away into the sunset.
 

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Getting into my grove, I notice a thot coming my way. Trying to utilize his thot magic to interfere with my holy dancing ritual, I hop off the wall, dig into my pocket, and pull out a nice, big bottle of thot repellent. I begin to press the cap down with my left thumb, putting a ton of pressure on the bottle itself. The thot eventually combusts and dies, as I walk away into the sunset.

But, the dark magic user had used a clone. He is relieved to stop Joker's Wall Twerking.
 

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But, the dark magic user had used a clone. He is relieved to stop Joker's Wall Twerking.

Or did you? I planned the whole thing, in reality you were actually the one wall twerking while I examined your booty popping skills. I placed you in the perfect Genjutsu, and you failed to realize it.
 

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Or did you? I planned the whole thing, in reality you were actually the one wall twerking while I examined your booty popping skills. I placed you in the perfect Genjutsu, and you failed to realize it.

No, I didn't exist in the first place, I was a ghost, so no Wall twerking because I am a ghost and don't have a body.
 

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No, I didn't exist in the first place, I was a ghost, so no Wall twerking because I am a ghost and don't have a body.

Yet the RDS has a body, I win, you lose.
 

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When did the RDS have a body ? Moreover it is a Shinigami, not a ghost.

Did you not see it's stomach and arms? Not to mention it's relatively the same thing.
 

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Did you not see it's stomach and arms? Not to mention it's relatively the same thing.

I am not the RDS. I am a special type of Ghost. And I would also like to request that you stop Soloing me. XD
 

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I am not the RDS. I am a special type of Ghost. And I would also like to request that you stop Soloing me. XD

I'll stop, only because this soloing has me fammished.
 

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I'll stop, only because this soloing has me fammished.

Yeah, go Solo someone else. Meanwhile I start preparing for the next sacrifice. Who will it be ?
 
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