Human Sacrificial Altar

[Lili-Chwan]

Omg Scorps, so silly

 

[Silico]

Omg Scorps, so silly

Prepare the cats-hats. Friday tomorrow u.u.

 

[Imperfect]

Prepare the cats-hats. Friday tomorrow u.u.

Oh boy, I can't wait for Soylent Green Tuesday.

 

[Silico]

Oh boy, I can't wait for Soylent Green Tuesday.

Yes you can >.>

 

[Imperfect]

Yes you can >.>

But the adverts make it look soooo good. I can't wait dammit!!

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[Lili-Chwan]

I think I'm going the sombrero route...

 

[Silico]

But the adverts make it look soooo good. I can't wait dammit!!

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I think I'm going the sombrero route...

Let me guide you through route 666 hm?

 

[Typhon]

Let me guide you through route 666 hm?

*stabs Skorms in the back*


Arise Chicken, Arise!

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[Silico]

*stabs Skorms in the back*


Arise Chicken, Arise!

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What a back-stab, is no rp-mods on my side >.>.

*Solidizes as obsidian and forms spikes in the hole you stabbed me where your hand still is.*

 

[Typhon]

There are no sides when the Ultra Mega Chicken is involved.

ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE!

 

[Silico]

There are no sides when the Ultra Mega Chicken is involved.

ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE!

What about the shroomducks?

 

[Deviation]

There are no sides when the Ultra Mega Chicken is involved.

ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE!

Follows in chant along with other shadow clones.

"Haayaa haayaa! Haayaa hayaa! Arise lawd chicken, arise!"

 

[Scorps]

*Ignores foolish attempts at misdirecting by cancelling all jutsu around due to awesomeness factor, Level: Scorps*

Wait... I'm lost... Aren't we here to sacrifice Skorm to our Lord Nexus????? Focus people focus!!!! The she devil is trying to stray us away from our task in an attempt to save her beloved, the he-chicken Skorm who is otherwise known as The Sacrifice simply because he's...well... a Sacrifice. Let the he-chicken be sacrificed in the altar of our lord and saviour, SweetNexuke!

*kicks Skorms into the altar once again, tieing him up in an ubber awesome and indiana-jones-like way*

 

[Deviation]

We could always turn off the lights and yell Bloody Nexus six times. I heard it works on christmas.

*lights up incense to commense the ceremony*

"We gather here to offer this chicken-hawk merman to our overlord and ruler, Nexus! We summon him in the name of the father (Versuvio), the son (Zise) and the crap I found under my shoe today. Come! Rise oh overlord and bring chaos to this place! (cuts chest to show devotion) Now in your name we sacrifice this virgin young maiden to you, pure as pure can be (or as weird as you can get >_>)!"

*brings out silver chalice with weird symbols on it*

"Now Caliburn, come draw the first blood. The fodders can drink what's left of him."

 

[Excālibur1]

We could always turn off the lights and yell Bloody Nexus six times. I heard it works on christmas.

*lights up incense to commense the ceremony*

"We gather here to offer this chicken-hawk merman to our overlord and ruler, Nexus! We summon him in the name of the father (Versuvio), the son (Zise) and the crap I found under my shoe today. Come! Rise oh overlord and bring chaos to this place! (cuts chest to show devotion) Now in your name we sacrifice this virgin young maiden to you, pure as pure can be (or as weird as you can get >_>)!"

*brings out silver chalice with weird symbols on it*

"Now Caliburn, come draw the first blood. The fodders can drink what's left of him."

Hearing some idiot yelling, I reply back

"You who are yelling like hell, what has gotten into you? Who might that young maiden be? I see you are bleeding to your death my friend, go to that graveyard and sleep there to eternity. *Points*. I hope you have a safe journey to hell...."

Seeing the silver chalices, I suddenly remember a part of the Pirates of Caribbean where Captain Jack Sparrow brushes the two chalices against each other and say the words "Aqua de Vida" which would bring forth a mighty water which would travel upwards that would lead to a graveyard. Thinking that, I grab the two chalices from Deviation, the devoter and brushes them against each other while I utter "Aqua de Vida" which would suddenly summon a inferno of flames instead of water which would appear above Deviation and pull him into hell while Nexus returns back from there as Deviation has been sacrificed.

With Deviation, the devoter being sacrificed, Nexus finally steps on the ground. To greet him, everybody falls on his/her knees and shout "All Hail Nexus! All Hail Nexus! Sorry for Deviation! Sorry for Deviation!"

 

[Silico]

*Ignores foolish attempts at misdirecting by cancelling all jutsu around due to awesomeness factor, Level: Scorps*

Wait... I'm lost... Aren't we here to sacrifice Skorm to our Lord Nexus????? Focus people focus!!!! The she devil is trying to stray us away from our task in an attempt to save her beloved, the he-chicken Skorm who is otherwise known as The Sacrifice simply because he's...well... a Sacrifice. Let the he-chicken be sacrificed in the altar of our lord and saviour, SweetNexuke!

*kicks Skorms into the altar once again, tieing him up in an ubber awesome and indiana-jones-like way*

Whos idea was this >_>. Oh wait...


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[Lili-Chwan]

*keeps distracting people*

OMG, look what I found on my sombrero! It's a dove!

*a chicken jumps from my sombrero onto scorp's head*

Catch the dove!

*slaps scorps*

 

[Silico]

Its not a slap. Its a trap.

 

[Lili-Chwan]

Its not a slap. Its a trap.

It's not a trap, it's a t*at. (<--- is that word actually offensive?)

 

[Silico]

It's not a trap, it's a t*at. (<--- is that word actually offensive?)

Why wouldn't it be? o.ox