Human Sacrificial Altar

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You really don't know the dark lord... He likes them young... and tender. I heard the meat is smoother and somewhat resembling that of piglets. As our resident "virgin", Skorm is ideal for the sacrifice. Caliburn would be stiff as bull meat.

I still have a long ways to go, it seems.

I must read up on the ways of the Dark Lord.
 

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*Throws legs against the pedestal, walls twerks*
 

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You really don't know the dark lord... He likes them young... and tender. I heard the meat is smoother and somewhat resembling that of piglets. As our resident "virgin", Skorm is ideal for the sacrifice. Caliburn would be stiff as bull meat.

You're making me hungry.
 

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*throws nickels and dimes as Joker twerks*
 

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*Throws legs against the pedestal, walls twerks*

*slaps your butt...decays your butt*

Ops... Well, it was all jiggly and gelatin like anyway so...meh

You're making me hungry.

Ikr? Look at those tights... I'm a leg man myself so I bet those would be fine over the fire for a coulpe of minutes...

*squeezes Skorm's tights*

See? Plenty of meat.

*throws nickels and dimes as Joker twerks*

Hey!!!! This is not a house of sin! Only bills... Dam these scrooges.
 

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Ikr? Look at those tights... I'm a leg man myself so I bet those would be fine over the fire for a coulpe of minutes...

*squeezes Skorm's tights*

See? Plenty of meat.
Cook it, no. We eat it Raw!
 

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Ritualistic sacrifice to appease an ancient god? Must be Wednesday then... :coffee:
 

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*slaps your butt...decays your butt*

Ops... Well, it was all jiggly and gelatin like anyway so...meh



Ikr? Look at those tights... I'm a leg man myself so I bet those would be fine over the fire for a coulpe of minutes...

*squeezes Skorm's tights*

See? Plenty of meat.



Hey!!!! This is not a house of sin! Only bills... Dam these scrooges.
*Goes against RP rules and uses Creation Rebirth*

U can nvr stahp dis werq scorps, i will wrek u

 

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*slaps your butt...decays your butt*

Ops... Well, it was all jiggly and gelatin like anyway so...meh



Ikr? Look at those tights... I'm a leg man myself so I bet those would be fine over the fire for a coulpe of minutes...

*squeezes Skorm's tights*

See? Plenty of meat.



Hey!!!! This is not a house of sin! Only bills... Dam these scrooges.

Cook it, no. We eat it Raw!

Guys, guys. We're getting selfish here. Remember, this is for the one who shall not be named.
 

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*Goes against RP rules and uses Creation Rebirth*

U can nvr stahp dis werq scorps, i will wrek u


*denied*



Now, raw is it? Still, find it strange this sacrifice is so...deadish. He's taking it quite well it seems. Must be from staring at lili's...hum... stuff.
 

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Hey!!!! This is not a house of sin! Only bills... Dam these scrooges.

How dare you criticize my currency and lay hands on my bae Joker. Joker challenges you to a twerking competition as we await this sacrifice. Name your champion foul beast.
 

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How dare you criticize my currency and lay hands on my bae Joker. Joker challenges you to a twerking competition as we await this sacrifice. Name your champion foul beast.

*Snaps and throws my head back in five different directions*

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I look at everyone here.
Tears start to Flow.
"I NEED AN ADULT!!!"
This was way to Horrific for me...
 

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walks in i seen lord nexus yesterday you peasants should feel jealous.
 

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Guys, guys. We're getting selfish here. Remember, this is for the one who shall not be named.
We know who it's for, and we will ear him alive as tribute to the Dark One!

Now, raw is it? Still, find it strange this sacrifice is so...deadish. He's taking it quite well it seems. Must be from staring at lili's...hum... stuff.
Begins nomming at Skorms Legs.
 

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Yo Joker has me literally crying over here.
 
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