I got fired. I hate mcdonalds

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I worked at McDonald's once. I hated my ***** of a boss bad enough that I worked hard. I worked until I was her go to guy. I can literally make a BigMac in under 10 seconds.
Then, on the weekend of the fourth of July, I waited until there were lines for both the drive thru, and the counter, and I stopped and just stood there.
I stood there for a minute while nothing happened.
I stood there for two minutes while nothing happened.
Then in comes "Bossy McBossy *****" yelling, "Hybrid, why aren't you making orders!"
"Because you are a **** and you deserve to fail. You and your position of authority mean **** all to me. I am not working, nor am I moving."
So, she immediately goes and calls the cops while yelling orders to others who have no clue. They try to start making sandwiches around me, but I'm making it pretty hard.
Eventually, with customers literally ready to riot the police show up, accompany me out, hear the very short version of my story and release me without charge.
**** you McDonald's managers. You have some vague minimal amount of power over the very least powerful people in society.
To all of you who had to wait "Up to a half hour for my ****ing order"...
**** you, you are all fat ****ing idiots.
TL;DR ~ Don't work at McDonald's and if you do, burn that bridge so ****ing hard you could never possibly go back.
 

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Ah, the dream job of flipping burgers
 

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I worked at McDonald's once. I hated my ***** of a boss bad enough that I worked hard. I worked until I was her go to guy. I can literally make a BigMac in under 10 seconds.
Then, on the weekend of the fourth of July, I waited until there were lines for both the drive thru, and the counter, and I stopped and just stood there.
I stood there for a minute while nothing happened.
I stood there for two minutes while nothing happened.
Then in comes "Bossy McBossy *****" yelling, "Hybrid, why aren't you making orders!"
"Because you are a **** and you deserve to fail. You and your position of authority mean **** all to me. I am not working, nor am I moving."
So, she immediately goes and calls the cops while yelling orders to others who have no clue. They try to start making sandwiches around me, but I'm making it pretty hard.
Eventually, with customers literally ready to riot the police show up, accompany me out, hear the very short version of my story and release me without charge.
**** you McDonald's managers. You have some vague minimal amount of power over the very least powerful people in society.
To all of you who had to wait "Up to a half hour for my ****ing order"...
**** you, you are all fat ****ing idiots.
TL;DR ~ Don't work at McDonald's and if you do, burn that bridge so ****ing hard you could never possibly go back.

..Someone expecting a decent job in fast food? Funny.
 

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I had a job working 5-7 and I still came here. ._. Thought I quit because boss was a **** head.

sure... but a job like mcdonalds you just can't come here whenever you like. now , i'm not saying that he was doing that (which idk what he was doing).
 

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A managers job is to make sure everything is running smoothly, you were surprised that she freaked out? And why the **** did you just stand there, you could've just quit and not made everything about you.
 

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I worked at McDonald's once. I hated my ***** of a boss bad enough that I worked hard. I worked until I was her go to guy. I can literally make a BigMac in under 10 seconds.
Then, on the weekend of the fourth of July, I waited until there were lines for both the drive thru, and the counter, and I stopped and just stood there.
I stood there for a minute while nothing happened.
I stood there for two minutes while nothing happened.
Then in comes "Bossy McBossy *****" yelling, "Hybrid, why aren't you making orders!"
"Because you are a **** and you deserve to fail. You and your position of authority mean **** all to me. I am not working, nor am I moving."
So, she immediately goes and calls the cops while yelling orders to others who have no clue. They try to start making sandwiches around me, but I'm making it pretty hard.
Eventually, with customers literally ready to riot the police show up, accompany me out, hear the very short version of my story and release me without charge.
**** you McDonald's managers. You have some vague minimal amount of power over the very least powerful people in society.
To all of you who had to wait "Up to a half hour for my ****ing order"...
**** you, you are all fat ****ing idiots.
TL;DR ~ Don't work at McDonald's and if you do, burn that bridge so ****ing hard you could never possibly go back.

You just seem like a shitty employee. No wonder your ass got fired, I would have done the same thing.
 

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wait this happened over a year ago (since its may 26 if my calendar is correct) and your ranting about this now? Well i hate Subway (eat not so F***ing Fresh) to the core of my existence, that if i had 3 wishes it would literally to 1. Become Rich , 2. Find a solution to world hunger, and 3. Make everyone who works in Subway or For subway (if they make more then 40k a year) or who Owns a subway dirt broke with bad credit and 100k in debt and the inability to file for bankrupcy, make em non citizens who only have work permits so they cant get government assistance and have them have bad criminal background riddled with fraud, traffic tickets, child molestation and having to walk with a limp, a limp that is just bad enough that they cant get medical assistance for it.
 
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McDonald's sucks Burger King FTW.
 

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Go work at Jack in the Box
 

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bit of a **** to hold everyone else up :|

no wonder u got fire.. YDI
 
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