Featless character death battle #2: Mr. Ichiraku vs Pakkun

Inert Brian

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Decided to do a series of fights that pits two characters with minimal feats in the anime and manga.

The purpose of Featless character death battles are just to see who people think should win a fight w/o knowing what the characters are capable of. This isn't really meant to be taken seriously, and all of this just goes by gut.


Pakkun: I'm so hungry

*Pakkun walks up to Ichiraku's shop and whines*

Ichiraku: Sorry little puppy I have a business to run

Pakkun: *Growls*

Ichiraku: Alright you little mut, you're impeding on my business now scram!

*Pakkun pulls out a Kunai and holds it in his mouth*

Ichiraku: *Pulls out his frying pan*

Ichiraku has a frying pan. Pakkun has a Kunai, who wins?


Forgot another poll! >: O. I'll just hand count this and the first one.

After 10 death matches there will be a royal tournament.
 

UzumakiWade

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I might go with Pakkun on this one, after all he is a ninja dog and Kakashi noted that on his command they can tear their enemies down to shreds. (Not saying that Pakkun could tear the ramen guy apart just saying that he might actually have a chance since he has displayed a few more feats than the ramen guy.)

What i see is Ichiraku repeatedly whacking Pakkun only to find its a Hound Clone then gets stabbed in the back by Pakkun's kunai and Pakkun gets a nice ramen dinner with a special ingredient : Ichiraku's bones.

(just read the thread again and realized these battles are just for fun lol but meh this is how i like to debate :cool:)
 
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Ninja Dogs are tough as sh*t. I actually believe Pakkun is on par with the likes of PTS Kiba and Ino.

If anyone saw the filler 'Kiba's Determination' you'll know the dog pack as a group are much stronger than Akamaru and Kiba.
 

Inert Brian

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I might go with Pakkun on this one, after all he is a ninja dog and Kakashi noted that on his command they can tear their enemies down to shreds. (Not saying that Pakkun could tear the ramen guy apart just saying that he might actually have a chance since he has displayed a few more feats than the ramen guy.)

What i see is Ichiraku repeatedly whacking Pakkun only to find its a Hound Clone then gets stabbed in the back by Pakkun's kunai and Pakkun gets a nice ramen dinner with a special ingredient : Ichiraku's bones.

(just read the thread again and realized these battles are just for fun lol but meh this is how i like to debate :cool:)

Interesting strategy :O
 

UzumakiWade

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BTW i got an awesome featless character death battle for ya:

Moegi vs Udon :bouncy:
 

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So this is what Vs threads have come to...
 

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Ramen guy puts some ramen out to distract the dog, then while the dog is eating, he solos with his frying pan.
 

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Actually Ichiraku does have feats.... [video=youtube;mvrpUw_pRXc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvrpUw_pRXc[/video]
 
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