Guys and Gals

[EnDash]

"if you want me to do the dishes why don't you ask me to do it?"

"why should i ask you? you should wash the dishes yourself!"

"I WILL! but if i don't know i'm supposed to how can i do it?"

"you should always wash the dishes, IT'S OBVIOUS!"

"i'm willing to wash them, even though i don't want too. but just TELL ME to do it!"

"HOW did your mother raise you?! don't use excuses not to do the dishes!"

"I'M NOT! do you expect me to telepathically know you want me to do the dishes? that's absurd!"

"you should CARE about your woman, not just let her do all the chores herself!"

"I'M NOT SAYING I'M NOT DOING IT! i'm just saying... YOU NEED TO TELL ME!!!"

this goes on for a couple of hours.

guys and gals indeed.

 

[Xirenji]

I also hear a lot of people rant about their partner of the opposite gender leaving the toilet seats up or down. I never got what the big deal was about this. :/

 

[EnDash]

I also hear a lot of people rant about their partner of the opposite gender leaving the toilet seats up or down. I never got what the big deal was about this. :/

damn it, me too! i don't get it! even if there's some problem with it, can't you move the seat yourself? is it really that annoying that you have too take 2 seconds to move it?! and what if there's no men in the house, do you just stare at the seat and go to a friends house cause you can't pull the damn seat up?!

thankfully i never had that problem, which is why i think it's just a myth

 

[Crossroads]

When she drinks my drink after I offered her one...

Hit her with that Ice JJ Fish.

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[Trinky]

The only issue I have with my boyfriend is when he won't open up to me, but I'm slowly learning to respect his boundaries. I'm naturally very open when it comes to talking about things, so it's a little hard for me to understand he's working on opening up more as well.

Other than that, we have a very lovely relationship <3

 

[Xirenji]

damn it, me too! i don't get it! even if there's some problem with it, can't you move the seat yourself? is it really that annoying that you have too take 2 seconds to move it?! and what if there's no men in the house, do you just stare at the seat and go to a friends house cause you can't pull the damn seat up?!

thankfully i never had that problem, which is why i think it's just a myth

Haha I've heard people I know actually complain about this so I don't think it's a myth.

One of them said it's 'cause for girls, when you sit down on the toilet without looking and the seat is up, you fall straight into the toilet (which doesn't happen with males because they usually don't need to sit lol).

But I still don't get why it's a big deal. If it's up and you need it down, push it down. If it's down and you need it up, pull it up.

I'm pretty sure you can usually see the toilet before you take a seat on it. If you fell, then the problem is that you didn't look lel.

 

[Trinky]

I've never understood the whole toilet seat thing if you're going to get pissed at your boyfriend for something so trivial and mundane, you have issues. It's just as much effort to put it back up as it is to put it back down. D:

 

[EnDash]

Haha I've heard people I know actually complain about this so I don't think it's a myth.

One of them said it's 'cause for girls, when you sit down on the toilet without looking and the seat is up, you fall straight into the toilet (which doesn't happen with males because they usually don't need to sit lol).

But I still don't get why it's a big deal. If it's up and you need it down, push it down. If it's down and you need it up, pull it up.

I'm pretty sure you can usually see the toilet before you take a seat on it. If you fell, then the problem is that you didn't look lel.

i think if that happens to sombody it implies very serious brain damage.

but even so, i lived a good part of a month without a toilet seat (a guy stole it from me... it's a long story...). wasn't really comfortable, but i never fell into the toilet like a dummy.

 

[NarutoB]

What's a relationship?

 

[EnDash]

What's a relationship?

a social construct that binds two parties with an agreement to not kiss, sleep with, hug, or for all intents and purposes be known as "dating" someone other then the party. furthermore the parties should follow a well organized route plan of advancement using baseball metaphors as part of said agreement. in the event the agreement in one sidedly broken, expect cursing, slapping, objects thrown at you, and calls to your mom.

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[Xirenji]

What's a relationship?

Bacon and maple syrup.

 

[Deathwink]

um for example if you are in a realationship with me,don't do that annoying thing like don't talk to me for 2 days at all,and after that assume there's nothing and be normal again.if a guy does this that's the ****ing guarantee for breaking up,like dude I'm your girlfriend trust me if you're down just ****ing talk.i won't judge you or something.

or that "hey you're angry are you on your period?" like,dude what has my angryness towards you to do with with period,I'm angry all the time,get the **** away from me

Marriage is the next step in a relationship, is it not?

nah i don't think so,but it's funny how if you date someone it either ends with you both breaking up or getting married.

 

[EnDash]

um for example if you are in a realationship with me,don't do that annoying thing like don't talk to me for 2 days at all,and after that assume there's nothing and be normal again.if a guy does this that's the ****ing guarantee for breaking up,like dude I'm your girlfriend trust me if you're down just ****ing talk.i won't judge you or something.

or that "hey you're angry are you on your period?" like,dude what has my angryness towards you to do with with period,I'm angry all the time,get the **** away from me

what are we on a short list for NASA? let's say i sleep for an entire weekend (which i do every weekend). is that enough for you to break up with me?

 

[Deathwink]

what are we on a short list for NASA? let's say i sleep for an entire weekend (which i do every weekend). is that enough for you to break up with me?

lol no i didn't mean it like this, i mean for example if we see each other all the time at school or something and for a few days you ignore me,and that's would be what i meant i guess.
but no i wouldn't break up.

 

[EnDash]

lol no i didn't mean it like this, i mean for example if we see each other all the time at school or something and for a few days you ignore me,and that's would be what i meant i guess.
but no i wouldn't break up.

oh lol, well that makes sense. like suddenly or abruptly not seeing each other after meeting every day. will raise suspicions with me too.