What do you do in this situation?

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So, you are with a girl you really like. It is going well, and eventually leads to the bedroom. Well... it just flat out stinks "down there" I am talking old salmon smell. What do you do? You get outta there?

Keep in mind, this is the only chance you have with this girl, and she is smoking hot
 

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You bang her then break. Get a bus to south detriot. And There should be a chop shop named Little wills "Body breaker" next to a park across from a dennies. Ask for roger and tell him that "The smell Wasnt worht it." He will give u 1000 dollars and a place to stay for a month. When you come back she'll be gone and "cleaned up"
 

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You bang her then break. Get a bus to south detriot. And There should be a chop shop named Little wills "Body breaker" next to a park across from a dennies. Ask for roger and tell him that "The smell Wasnt worht it." He will give u 1000 dollars and a place to stay for a month. When you come back she'll be gone and "cleaned up"
He knows ^
 

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I'd just get some head and be done with it. I don't wanna take the chance in gagging at the smell cause the girl would probably get turned off and not want to do anything, and then even talk shit to her friends saying I'm rude when she's the one who's being fishy. Just gotta take what you can get there
 

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I'd just get some head and be done with it. I don't wanna take the chance in gagging at the smell cause the girl would probably get turned off and not want to do anything, and then even talk shit to her friends saying I'm rude when she's the one who's being fishy. Just gotta take what you can get there

I agree. make do with what you got. I don't care how hot she is, no way in hell am I taking a wiff of that. problem is, its going to be awkward explaining why you only want a bj ahah
 

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I'd tell her I couldn't do it and leave. Its not worth it unless she's Meagan Good or some shit lol.
 

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I assume you have foreskin, so what i do is you pull it back and let it air out in your boxers for a good 10 minutes and during these ten minutes you do the work for her... Fingering, eating out, what ever she wants or is in to. Then tell her you have to pee, (obviously not shit because that's a major turn off) then just wash off your D with some water and a little soap but not too much so it tastes weird to her. But if you actually have a little pee in you do that first, for many obvious reason. Then jump in there like ****ing 8th gate gai and get dat tang brah.
 

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or just......GET THE F00K OUTTA THERE!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
 

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Hmm... how about you tell her to take one of those contraception pills within 3 days... in my case if it was a guy, then yes.
 

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I assume you have foreskin, so what i do is you pull it back and let it air out in your boxers for a good 10 minutes and during these ten minutes you do the work for her... Fingering, eating out, what ever she wants or is in to. Then tell her you have to pee, (obviously not shit because that's a major turn off) then just wash off your D with some water and a little soap but not too much so it tastes weird to her. But if you actually have a little pee in you do that first, for many obvious reason. Then jump in there like ****ing 8th gate gai and get dat tang brah.
He's saying what if she smells down there not him.
 

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I agree. make do with what you got. I don't care how hot she is, no way in hell am I taking a wiff of that. problem is, its going to be awkward explaining why you only want a bj ahah

Say you don't have a condum haha that should do the trick.
 

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depends on the girl. The stink is easy to ignore if you're aroused enough unless your face is in it. if your face is down there she has to be someone special in which case if you're a really nice guy you hold your breath and power through and assume it will add points for you and pay off later. Otherwise just keep your face out of it and tell her it stunk later.
 

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depends on the girl. The stink is easy to ignore if you're aroused enough unless your face is in it. if your face is down there she has to be someone special in which case if you're a really nice guy you hold your breath and power through and assume it will add points for you and pay off later. Otherwise just keep your face out of it and tell her it stunk later.

I agree with this. Bugs are attracted to weird smells, so you don't know what could be lurking in there, don't want my face anywhere around that
 

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You don't eat out that night, that's what you do.
 
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