Why I AM better than you at DEATH! Volume 1

Donald J Trump

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While it is true, when I walk down the streets I dominate it, DO YOU TRULY think that I am the only person that can do that? NO! With me being a new come beast, and with me only having around 30 to 50 puppets dancing on my strings, It is my personal opinion that If an EXPERIENCED person were to test me, My puppets (You) would only be good at typing and not real fighting, also I am new at this. ALSO me being destined to be NUMBER 1 BEAST, the higher beasts currently would try to exterminate me so I don't challenge them one day.

Another reason is because, all the girls love me and boys often get very jealous followed by a shattering of teeth caused by me, Currently I am unable to do such things because my wrist hurts from boxing and my middle finger from AN EPIC fail in basketball. So I beg you puppets, Go out and exercise so when I face someone, you nerds can dance better on the strings.

Thank you and make sure to get rid of your six pack... of doughnuts.

I am still better than any of you thou, and will always be better than you.
 

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Were you raised by elpres or something? You sound like the man himself.
 

Deathwink

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no you're not
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lol :| i guarantee you wouldnt last 3 minutes with me ;)
 

Donald J Trump

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Ok I see, basically before you bring unicorns in my puppet army, try to loose about 3 stones since your fat a$$ will just crush the poor unicorn before the fight. Keep dancing GUNGA ! GUNGA!
 

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Ok I see, basically before you bring unicorns in my puppet army, try to loose about 3 stones since your fat a$$ will just crush the poor unicorn before the fight. Keep dancing GUNGA ! GUNGA!
why dat text are you mad because of something bro?
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Donald J Trump

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why dat text are you mad because of something bro?
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I am better than you at life and there is nothing you can do about it. Keep dancing :) GUNGA GUNGA
 

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I am better than you at life and there is nothing you can do about it. Keep dancing :) GUNGA GUNGA
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There's medication for this type of shit
 
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