Most ridiculous hyping statements

[Itachi Uchiha Solo King]

1. Iruka stating Hiruzen was the strongest Hokage.

2. Hyuga being most powerful clan.

3. Obito's DNA sword.

4. Minato's super long named jutsu.

5. Dan: "Only Hashirama can beat Madara". Gai would've wiped the floor with him the entire time.

6. Kakashi Kamui snipes

7. Itachi w/ Susanoo and Yata Mirror being invincible

8. Madara's PS sword hype. Shit was getting handled by hashirama's base wood jutsu.

9. Kakashi hyped Haku once, and that was ridiculously wrong

10. "Raikage being the fastest" is pure bullshit!

11. Kankuro surpassing Sasori, like really?

12. Tsunade being the strongest woman

13. Sakura being on per with KCM Naruto & EMS Sasuke.

14. Obito being the one controls hatred, and he can't be effected by TnJ. lol

15. Gaara's ultimate defense trumped by Sasuke's ultimate defense? lol.

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[Fuzzy Panda]

16. Tsunade can live if her head is chopped off.

 

[Cunning Linguist]

17. Hinata isn't useless
18. Kiba thinks he could become Hokage

 

[Ōkami]

Pretty much everything Chatte and Femme post.

 

[take it easy]

17. itachi is solo king.

 

[Itachi Uchiha Solo King]

16. Tsunade can live if her head is chopped off.

LMAOO good one right there, when will people stop, even kishis hype is beyond me

 

[NarutoB]

I strongly disagree with 5 and 10 was true (as far as alive characters go) until Naruto out sped him

 

[Yanks]

17. If you open the gate of death you die, unless Naruto's around

 

[Stxluciferr]

Sasukes defense is better than Gaara's

 

[Cunning Linguist]

Pretty much everything Chatte and Femme post.

Still hating on Chatte?

 

[Joseph Gomes]

1. Iruka stating Hiruzen was the strongest Hokage.

2. Hyuga being most powerful clan.

3. Obito's DNA sword.

4. Minato's super long named jutsu.

5. Dan: "Only Hashirama can beat Madara". Gai would've wiped the floor with him the entire time.

6. Kakashi Kamui snipes

7. Itachi w/ Susanoo and Yata Mirror being invincible

8. Madara's PS sword hype. Shit was getting handled by hashirama's base wood jutsu.

9. Kakashi hyped Haku once, and that was ridiculously wrong

10. "Raikage being the fastest" is pure bullshit!

11. Kankuro surpassing Sasori, like really?

12. Tsunade being the strongest woman

13. Sakura being on per with KCM Naruto & EMS Sasuke.

14. Obito being the one controls hatred, and he can't be effected by TnJ. lol

15. Gaara's ultimate defense trumped by Sasuke's ultimate defense? lol.

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9. Haku was ridiculously strong, for Part 1 standard. He committed suicide because of plot no jutsu

 

[Joseph Gomes]

16. Tsunade can live if her head is chopped off.

I'm sure she can do that with katsuyu's help ?!?

 

[Six paths of Sasuke]

naruto being child of prophecy when he doesont even have blue eyes now..

 

[Fuzzy Panda]

I'm sure she can do that with katsuyu's help ?!?

Unless Katsuyu is actually Lord Jashin....then no.

 

[Ōkami]

Still hating on Chatte?

I don't hate, I critique.

 

[Derek1st]

Hiruzen is one of the strongest hokage's, with prime hiruzen potentially being of hashirama calibre.

On average, hyuga is strongest. Most uchiha's were fodders. only a few got sharingan at all, and only a few of THEM got ms.

Obito's dna sword only had like one panel of hype and it got taken down because he had doubt.

we don't know how strong his jutsu was actually, it could actually be op

Dan didn't know about gai's strength probably, moreover, gai couldn't have killed an edo man, would die for nothing

kamui snipe gg's almost ANYONE (only juubi jins survive)

only stupid people actually believed the itachi bs.

PS swipe still one shots almost anyone man

Haku was sitll op and would solo most jonin level shinobi's. he sacrificed himself for zabuza who was weaker

until naruto obtained kcm, raikage WAS the fastest alive.

I never heard anyone say kankuro > sasori.

Strongest woman alive man. ALIVE

the only person who thought sakura had that strength was sakura. she's been invaluable in the fight btw.

I don't believe anyone said he could't be tnj'd. ALmost anyone can.

sasuke has a good defense, so does gaara. "which is better" is debatable man.

Most of this isn't hype thats failed

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

17. itachi is solo king.

Itachi got soloed by ninja cancer

 

[Xlad]

naruto being child of prophecy when he doesont even have blue eyes now..

I agree with this bs he's spouting out.

 

[Fuzzy Panda]

I don't hate, I critique.

Indeed. A very delicate art if I say so myself.

 

[Derek1st]

naruto being child of prophecy when he doesont even have blue eyes now..

We get it, you dont like naruto, he still solo's your fav so move on