Tale of Matthew

Aya San

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I was only 10 years old. I was the most kawaii in the world, so kawaii that everywhere I go people would puke rainbow. But it was a bad thing. I was so kawaii people shunned me and ran away whenever I came near them. I would hurt people everytime. It hurt. But so was being alone, it also hurt very much
But
This man
There was this fabulous man named Matthew. He had a wonderful aura and smile, a smile so fabulous it could make anyone wet themselves enough to create a flood in town. He didn't fear me, he acknowledged my kawaii. He came over to borrow a pencil. I opened the door, his fabulousness was so overwhelming it almost took over my kawaii.

Getting a pencil was actually an excuse. He wanted to talk to me and invited me to this world called NB, a world where my kawaii can be suppressed and people can actually talk to me fine. Matthew took me in and introduced me to his friends. There were some weirdos like Salad Junior and his dog, but most of them were fun people.

I worshiped Matthew, he showed me the light. But.

People would start calling me weird for doing that. Few days later I saw a thread made by Mattew saying he's leaving, but, good thing it was a member named Mattew not Matthew. I found out about it a bit late and wasted 10 hrs crying in a corner.

So he wasn't leaving after all, Happy Birthday Matthew

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No offense or anything, but the story gave me a feeling that you're a chick who's into Matthew.. :l


But yes, happy birthday Matthew.
 

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I remember meeting Matt for the first time.

He was arrogant, rude, and a prick to someone else. So I plus repp'd him and replied, agreeing with him. The moment he responded to me, I was now stuck knowing the damn Canadian. And he won't leave me alone. I saw him outside my window last night. . .I live in PA currently...
 

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I can't even.

You're just jealous.

Your name is Matthew? O_O
Happy Birthday to you, btw. :)

Yessir. Thank you!
I remember meeting Matt for the first time.

He was arrogant, rude, and a prick to someone else. So I plus repp'd him and replied, agreeing with him. The moment he responded to me, I was now stuck knowing the damn Canadian. And he won't leave me alone. I saw him outside my window last night. . .I live in PA currently...

Well you love my company anyways...
 

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You're just jealous.



Yessir. Thank you!


Well you love my company anyways...
That was until you invited Zex to stay over your house but not I! if you ever go to Jersey and need a house to stay at, don't come asking me!
 
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He was arrogant, rude, and a prick to someone else. So I plus repp'd him and replied, agreeing with him. The moment he responded to me, I was now stuck knowing the damn Canadian. And he won't leave me alone. I saw him outside my window last night. . .I live in PA currently...
What a kind story.
 

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Does he support Lady Anne hitler?

because if not i'll pray to her that he should have the bloodiest birthday ever.
 
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