Met a milf at the grocery store

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So I saw this guy make a thread about his girl friend acting up so I thought to discuss this shit that's been on my mind. So I was minding my own business tryna buy some brown rice at publix and this hot ass mom comes up to me asking what rice I like most. And I'm like shit, I look up and literally all the brown rice is packaged and looks THE EXACT SAME so I'm just thinking what the hell is she asking me literally all of these are in the same container made by the same brand.

Then I turn around and she's starring at my butt or my legs or my calves or something(I had just got out the gym too in a sleeveless) and then she asked me what I like to cook and what I am studying for school. We happened to be in the same isle I buy pasta sauce sometimes and I told her that the sauce is really good so she asks to give her my email to email her the recipe and then she ends up asking for my number to send me her email. Pretty slick way I guess if you're a milf tryna pick up rising 21 year olds at the grocery store.

Anyway so I give her my number, cause I'm curious as to what will come of this, and she shakes my hand and gives me the most seductive smile a hot mom could give. She invites me to come have a 'cook off' sometime and I just straight up asked what does she do for a living and ask if she is married cause she's not wearing a ring either, and she tells me she's a radiologist and divorced. Keep in mind I go to school in a rich part of Florida, so here we have it a 35-40 year oldish hot divorced mom has invited me for dinner Tuesday night (tonight) and I still have yet to give an RSVP to her



But Narutobase, WHAT WOULD YOUUUUU DO?!
This being almost any young mans sexual dream I would imagine many of you would go for it. And now if I did, honestly I'm a ninja, not Naruto speaking, but I am always aware of my surroundings. Now this isn't likely but it's a possibility, but what if this woman was either some sort of rapist or sexual torturer or even a murderer. Seriously lol what if this bitc* cooked me dinner, drugs me w the food, and I wake up to my hands tied to a ceiling, balls tied to the floor, and she just does some crazy shit and kills me. So drugging me is always a possibility or she could just want to get to know me better and I am not entitled to *** at all but lol.

These are the four scenarios as I see it:
-Drugged
-Get Laid
-Friend Zoned.
-She could have an STD after all the years she's been around

But I more than likely will not commit to this cause I'm with a girl I've been w for 2 years and I'm serious and I wouldn't want karma to get me one day. Plus I am transferring out my school in exactly 15 days to finish my last year in Maryland.


So in your situation (like you being you) and in my situation (me having a serious relationship) what would you do? Would you go and have dinner and or sexual relations with this milf
 

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By the way I think this is fake, but fine I'll go with it

Smash but with a condom

Edit: Just saw you've a girlfriend, you shouldn't smash, unless she's on some Angelina Jolie level MILF
 
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based on ur comments in the other thread, i think its time for ur daily dose of masturbation.
 

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No, coz she sounds imaginary.
 

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Another perso who thinks people will believe his stories over the internet
 

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based on ur comments in the other thread, i think its time for ur daily dose of masturbation.

Hahaha that's geek as fukc, but I don't think I said anything sexual in that thread...

Edit: actually I did say girls like to feel beautiful all the time w attention and a lot of *** :hyper:
 

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Another perso who thinks people will believe his stories over the internet

Well I'm sorry you feel this way. I can't get u to believe it but I guess all u can do is take my word for it and all I can say is that it did happen
 

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How do you remember your dreams so well? Can you teach me?
 

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nah bro don't do it, stay loyal my friend, but man ur a lucky guy to get a milf to hit on you.
 

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No, coz she sounds imaginary.

Cause I really just wrote a wall of text to boost my ego on an anime forum? Right. If I wanted to boost my ego I'd go and brag to all my friends but sadly friends suck and u can only trust maybe one true friend when u get almost to 21. But here on an anime forum there is no way my girl friend will see :D
 

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I believe you , they are really like that , you shouldn't go to her house , trust me if she really wants to have *** with you , you call the shots & she will follow , but suck that you have a girlfriend , so don't .
 
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