Man Jailed for 6 Months Over Loud ***

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There's a noisy romp between the sheets and then there's *** so loud it's considered "stalking" your neighbors. That was the charge a 46-year-old Italian man apparently faced in court, after a dozen of his neighbors filed a civil suit complaining of his loud lovemaking sessions. They took issue with "screams and moans" that "disturbed the peace in the condominium and the building’s decorum," the Local reports. Some translations of the local report on the case, like this one from the New York Daily News, indicate it was actually his girlfriend's screams that those in the building found so offensive.

The 42-year-old reportedly tried to convince the judge that "stalking" and "noise" weren't the same thing, and apparently claimed that he can't help that he's "too good at ***." But for all his (noisy?) protestations, he ended up with a six-month jail sentence, which he plans to appeal. Believe it or not, this isn't the first time noisy *** has resulted in a conviction. (Nor is it the only unusual ***-related case to be heard in Italian courts recently.)

 

Yusuke Urameshi

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Could you please stop? If I wanted to read news articles, I would. Spamming news threads isn't needed.
 

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Do you actually think this thread is appropriate to be posted on here? Come on man.
 

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lol a women moaning is the best thing a man can expierence
 

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@ above post good for you

Thank god his ass is in jail
 

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Damn they should send my ass to jail too.
 

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@above post

They should U_U no one wants to hear that bs
 
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