White House to Regulate Cow Farts

Aim64C

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I'm not making this up:



It's seriously time to run these clowns out on a rail. Not just Obama, but just about everyone in an elected, appointed, or self-assumed office up there. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
 

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.............................................................................................................. fo' real................................................?
 

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Wtf is this :|

Well, since cows emit methane gas when they belch or expel flatulence (fart), and agricultural methane emissions are estimated at a 9% of the U.S.'s methane emissions... it only stands to reason that the federal government avidly regulate the bovine contributions to global warming.

Not to worry, it will only cause milk (already expected to be in short supply for the next few years) to go up in price by, say, 20%. $6 per gallon milk is just the price we have to pay.

Be sure to praise the government for protecting you from climate change each and every time you pour a bowl of cereal.
 

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I wonder when will they tax the gas we exhale.
 

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I recently read an article that the government could save up to half a billion dollars if they stopped spending cash on useless paper that you use for useless bills and laws like this one
 

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what is this?????????

An environmentally friendly government.

They are looking out for you and your future. Every minute your house is not struck by a tornado, flooded by rain, or washed away in a hurricane - thank the government's vigilant and adamant defense of the environment from those vile, evil farmers who wish to see your air polluted by cow-gas.
 

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I thougt devoloped country means genius and mature people..pinnacle of human civilization but my thoughts were shattered long ago..
 

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All u.s. soldiers should kill off the bankers, politicians(corrupt ones), and rapists in prison.

Free the detainees that got arrested for anything concerning marijuana.

Insert Ron Paul and his son as President and start depending on themselves with a resource-based economy as the core.
 

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geez maybe they should concentrate on more pressing issues like idk.. ****ing unempolyment or at least put up a farce that they're trying to.
 

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geez maybe they should concentrate on more pressing issues like idk.. ****ing unempolyment or at least put up a farce that they're trying to.

The government does nothing but take money from people.

Can a government, thus, do anything to address the issue of unemployment?

The only thing the government can do that would improve unemployment is in the realm of international relations. The more countries that trade with us, the more robust our economy becomes (crudely speaking).
 
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