Who's got the smoothest moves?

[Joker]

Who has the best pick-up lines in Naruto..? u_u
"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

 

[The Necromancer]

"Stop! Don't come inside me!"
-Obito

 

[BK 201]

"Sorry, Karin" -Sasuke

 

[HENI]

Orochimaru- I want Sasuke's young body.

 

[Revyy]

Who has the best pick-up lines in Naruto..? u_u
"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

This was beautiful....I don't have a pickup line though >_> so I shall read and watch.

 

[RaitonOniKairRasengan]

Jiraiya hands down

 

[Tobi98]

Madara: "I'm already on top" "Come Hashirama"

 

[KCN]

'I noticed your beautiful red hair right away' - Minato

 

[-immortal-]

Chris smoove

 

[Joker]

This was beautiful....I don't have a pickup line though >_> so I shall read and watch.

I mean, Orochimaru does have to rehearse to attract the kids... u_u

 

[BK 201]

This was beautiful....I don't have a pickup line though >_> so I shall read and watch.

Orochimaru has a tendency of spitting game on kids under the age of 16 so naturally he's more gifted at these pickup lines.

 

[Huang]

Hashirama; "Wanna see what 1000 hands can do?"

But seriously, Jiraiya was the real smooth talker.

 

[Joker]

Orochimaru has a tendency of spitting game on kids under the age of 16 so naturally he's more gifted at these pickup lines.

Sasuke's 17 doe....

 

[Umari Senju]

"This is research for my novel" Jiraiya

 

[BK 201]

Sasuke's 17 doe....

When did he bite Sasuke's neck doe? He's been spitting game for years and he still can't hit.

 

[Derek1st]

Just who's got the best dialogue? probably kakashi. Or jiraiya. he was a writer after all. remember "Just barely glorious... But glorious indeed. Now I suppose it's abaut time I put down my pen. Oh, right... What should I name the sequel? I wonder... Let's see: The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki. Yes... That has a nice ring to it." ?

 

[FemmeFatale]

Sakura- Shanaroo! *flips hair
Sasuke fell for her
Naruto fell for her
Lee fell for me
Medical patience fell for her
Jirayah liked her for Naruto

Tsunade
I like money

Jirayah fell for her
Dan fell for it

Rin
"Good job"

Obito fell for her


Kunerai
I can do genjutsu

Asuma wired her

 

[Joker]

When did he bite Sasuke's neck doe? He's been spitting game for years and he still can't hit.

Hit up Kimmimaro, Kidomaru, Tayuya, Anko, Jirobo, Sakon, Ukon, Dosu, etc. Face it, that tongue game is too strong

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[Kαmi]

Who needs pick up lines when you're Deidara? Either you can blow up a guy's village, make him weak and then kidnap him. Or you got two hands or your mouths and you'll have you're fun

Oh and Uchiha's genjutsu pick up lines are the best.

 

[BK 201]

Hit up Kimmimaro, Kidomaru, Tayuya, Anko, Jirobo, Sakon, Ukon, Dosu, etc. Face it, that tongue game is too strong

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And yet he's still feening for Sasuke Lol