God and Jesus of the Narutoverse

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God sent his only begotten Son to the World knowing that he would be able to connect everyone in it
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Yeah, even 12 year olds in NV can walk on water, pretty much everyone is sorta like Jesus in the NV verse. Practically.

EDIT: LMFAO THIS THREAD.
 
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Why is God missing his arms and lying on the floor eating dirt....?
 

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God.
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I just lost hope in humanity.
 

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god tripped and ate dirt. v-v
 

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Hashirama and Tsunade
They tried to kill her she came back to life, she does miracles, she walks on water
 

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God.
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Wouldn't you say that Manda would be more of "the Serpent" rather than Jesus?
 

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The God is right here.
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And the Jesus is his hair.
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Why is God missing his arms and lying on the floor eating dirt....?
Thats just a vessel of God true power
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Didn't See your god but hope it's relevant to your Jesus

I just lost hope in humanity.
That would mean your not Human but if you are just kill yourself not the innocent

god tripped and ate dirt. v-v
So God can't eat his Creation: this is the equivalent to you saying you don't eat sandwiches you just make them
 

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^ God lost his arms and his balance. It was a shameful moment.
 

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Minato is God? I think I just threw up a little.
 

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The God is right here.
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And the Jesus is his hair.
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Minato is God whilst Madara is the Devil(hence his usage of Minions)

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All hail OUR LORD AND SAVIOR in the name of the Namikaze: Amen

^ God lost his arms and his balance. It was a shameful moment.
The Devil is a lie

Minato is God? I think I just threw up a little.
Threw up with shame that you bashith the lords Name in vane? :devil: :heh:
 
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