I Like my Women Like I Like My...

[hokagenaruto1]

Okay I thought we'd play a game since these threads don't get out much.
Ok, you've all heard it before:
"I like my women like I like my coffee...cold & bitter"
This is how the game goes:
Someone posts I like my (whatever, i suppose it doesn't have to be men/women but i think it's funnier if it is) like I like my (whatever)...
then the next poster gives the punchline to what and the other person posted and then posts their own "I like my (whatever)".

Example:
ME: I like my men like I like my pizza...
YOU: Hot & cheesy (or)
Coming in 30 minutes or less (or)
Sealed in plastic & frozen in the freezer.
I like my (whatever).. (and then the next person just answers and starts their own. that is how the game goes)

Here we go. I'll get it started

I like my women like I like wine...

 

[Oksus]

White.....

 

[Naijakid]

I like my books bulk and heavy
I like my women like I like myself

 

[xjimbox]

I like women like I like my whiskey 12 years old, and filled with coke... I love that one

 

[EnDash]

[video=youtube;cEVTQHiAQRA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA[/video]

this movie never gets old

 

[TheMaTrix]

[video=youtube;cEVTQHiAQRA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA[/video]

this movie never gets old

This is supposed to be a game.

 

[EnDash]

This is supposed to be a game.

ohh, didn't notice, sorry...

err..

I like my books bulk and heavy
I like my women like I like myself

always looking at me or thinking about me.

i like my women like i like my tv