ATTENTION! Post your Top 5 Favorite Here! But with a twist..

[xnejix2]

so im bored right now and decided to make this thread.. Aight so I want you to post your top 5 favorite naruto characters and why they're your favorite but with a twist. Instead of being serious with it, write a short silly explanation as to why they are in your favorites. The exlpanation doesnt have to make sense and it doesnt have to be the real reason why they are one of your favorites, just freestyle with it. So post your REAL top 5 favorite(not strongest), and just write something silly and nonethical lol. And you dont have to necessarily rank your characters in any particular order..
Alright so I'll start off :

Sasuke-Man them Uchihas!!!
Kakashi- this makes him 1 up on Guy right?? Or tied?
Danzo- i meeeeaan he's not on anybody elses list..
Neji- it was his destiny to be one of my favorites
Naruto-.........man them Uchihas lol

 

[HiddenSound]

Orochimaru - His tongue action can get any girl
Kabuto - We both wear glasses
Danzō - Wrinkles are sexy as hell
Deidara - He can give himself a bj at any time
Pain - Pain

 

[Grammar Nazi]

Orochimaru - His tongue action can get any girl
Kabuto - We both wear glasses
Danzō - Wrinkles are sexy as hell
Deidara - He can give himself a bj at any time
Pain - Pain

I get your list but your reasonings? Shocking!

 

[Champ]

Sasuke - #1
Madara - A Legend
Jugo - Sasuke's body guard
Karin - Sasuke's b!tch
Suigetsu - Scary but cool guy

 

[Kαmi]

I get your list but your reasonings? Shocking!

He did what the OP asked :|

1. Sasuke- Cause he'd kill everyone if he wasn't 1st and make himself first!
2. Kakashi- cause he could care less about being first
3. Deidara- Art is explosive! And he can give himself BJs if he want
4. Obito- cause masks are awesome
5. Gaara- Sandman puts these n***as to sleep!

 

[ANiMUS]

Sasuke- love his moveset, development, cool fights, and sharingan
Madara-over barring personality. A true villain
Gaara-no one can hate Gaara and dude is awesome XD
Orochimaru- he creeps me out, but I kinda like that in a character.
Tobirama-he invented everything XDXDXDXD

 

[Lucidus]

Rock lee - who doesnt like that bowl haircut and those thick bushy eye brows
Kimimaro - dat ability... the ability to control your bones... any bones... O.O the possbilitys!!!!!
Gaara - i love playing in the sand <3
Haku - He's fit :|.. she's fit? .. whatever this anime person is fit :|
Minato - always wanted blonde hair

 

[brownbear]

Zabuza:the original badass
Kisame:he was interesting
Tobirama:I like dead guys with a water affinity
Minato:the nightcrawler of the nv
Itachi:no top 5 list is complete without an uchiha

 

[xnejix2]

Orochimaru - His tongue action can get any girl
Kabuto - We both wear glasses
Danzō - Wrinkles are sexy as hell
Deidara - He can give himself a bj at any time
Pain - Pain

Pain- Pain LOL!

 

[RicardoA]

Jiraiya - we both think like pimps.
Orochimaru - i think being swollen by him must be awesome
Tsunade - Life saver airbags ... do i need to say more.

Hiruzen/Danzo - they're like good wine, keep getting better with age.
Sasori - he likes to play with toys o>o

 

[Grammar Nazi]

He did what the OP asked :|

where is that "read the damn OP" meme when you need it

 

[Magatsu Izanagi]

Itachi - Thirsty Kunoichi feen the Totsuka Blade
Naruto - Nine tails are better than one
Kakashi - Chidori wasn't the only thing he pierced Rin with
Minato - Made the main character with Kushina
Sai - Swagging up Konoha since chapter 281

 

[AlphaScythian]

Obito - cant touch this
Sasuke - kicks nardos ass all the time
Sakura - shaannaroo temper
Jiraya - screw ninjas he wants boobies
Itachi - why is every1 weak?

 

[Gold Lightning]

1. Minato - Flee on sight! nuff said
2. Kakashi - He can see your future and your future is DEATH
3. Third Raikage - Frickin Tank
4. Anko - It's not just her snakes that are flexible =D
5. Mei - Lava, acid and sexiness.

 

[Xēnovia.]

Nah, I rather not get infraction..I got the most dirty mind ever...so no thank you XD​

 

[Jin Hayami]

Asuma
Him and the J-Man were the only ones getting it in since the series began.

J-Man
Long hair don't care.

Trollkage
If I was the only one that got the Clam Summoning metaphor I'll have lost faith in the base.

Killer Bee
He be rhyming...and that goatee
Awww shit. Now I'm doing it
I'm rhyming and I have poor timing
Can't stop...Wife is scared about to call the cops.
For real guys this ain't funny. I'm gonna need bail money.
This must be some kind of disease. I'm gonna call it H.I.Bee.

Shikamaru
Trend setter. First of the K11 to rock the vest now theyre all doing it.

 

[Kakashi Hatakeo]

Kakashi - I love reading porn man
Itachi - damn I had a girl but she means nothing and has not been shown in the manga
Jiraiya - damn I love those chicks man
Killer bee - I love big boobs
Third homage - am I even married

 

[xnejix2]

yo theres some good stuff in this thread lol

 

[Silverforsakenhamster]

Sakura- cause there's a possibility we'll have tea together
Kisame- me likes blue sushi
Sasori- he can puppet me like one of his french puppets
Obito - cause i wanna hug him like a teddy bear:ilu:
Tobirama - makes good sandwiches
yeah that's my top 5

 

[awesomeseimei]

Fu (Danzo's dog) - cause he is obviously the strongest ninja in NV, so Kishi had to use Plot no Jutsu to get rid of him. Also I want ginger babies.

Torune - because he is Fu's b**** (or vice versa, don't care).

Deidara - dat eye scope, he is like Terminator or something.

Ino - because she is from the same clan as Fu.

Kisame - shark fin soup is my favorite food.

(I don't have a definite top 5 faves, only top 3 but this will do for now).