Alright, Time for me to Rant and praise the latest chapter. This thread will be split into two sections, I highly doubt everyone will agree with both, so if you respond saying you disagree, try to state which part (rant, praise, all, *this one bit here*, etc.)
Praise
Holy shit this was a ****ing weird chapter. I mean, I'm torn between giving kishi all my wuts or not. Jesus christ.
Let's get down to this ish! First up!
Sakura:
Holy shit, did we all just see what this ***** done do???
I'm going to say this now; And i'm going to say it slowly. Sakura just proved that she is the greatest medic in this show. If you can show me one scan of anyone creating such a precise, sharp chakra scalpel like that to cut open a person, then using the hole to manually pump their heart, i'll personally syd. Yea, yea, people will come with "Hur dur, she can't regen, tsunade better. PRoof?" She has byakugo. She can release the chakra in it. The chakra from it increases cell splitting. Now sit down and shut up.
Now, I know some people are already oiling their ****s preparing to fap to all their sakura hate. They'll come up with the excuse, "So what, that feats useless".
That's right, Couple regen, Super strength, and a super shark chakra scalpel and what do you get? A beast. . Sakura would pierce right throw a person with that blade + brute force. Imagine sakura did
Lastly, Some people will definitely ***** "That's so small, it's nothing like kabuto's". Yea, says you on your fap mobile, right? This chick did this small, precision blade, because of her
Let's move on to the next star...
Karin:
Holy shit.... I don't think people realise just how OP what karin did was. Just look at this
Kishi simultaneously moved karin up several ranks and, again, made the relevancy of tsunade's regeneration even lower.
Let's look at what karin's capable of now.
Madara Uchiha:
I'm gonna come back to this mufu** in the rant section. But, for now, let's give him some praise.
What happened when this guy absorbed SM?
What happened to obito when he absorbed juubi? Oh god!
What happened to madara when he absorbed juubi?
I mean holy fk. At this point there is only one way to defeat this guy.
SM + Juubi + Rinnegan - This guy's got all the OP benefits of Juubito(immune to ninjutsu, kamui, genjutsu, taijutsu, healing, flight), and none of the weakness(SM). There is literally nothing at this point that SA has to defeat this guy.
The only way. The one and only way I'm accepting madara gets defeated is by someone eating the fruit.
If madara dies to friendship. **** kishi.
If madara dies to tnj. **** kishi.
If madara dies to some susano'o-kyuubi combo. **** kishi (madara has PS too).
Unless he dies to fruit, or naruto/sasuke somehow awakening the power of the younger/older brother, respectively, kishi completely asspulled.
Nice job writing yourself into a hole, kishi. I await to see how you write yourself out of it.
Let's get down to this ish! First up!
Sakura:
Holy shit, did we all just see what this ***** done do???
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?I'm going to say this now; And i'm going to say it slowly. Sakura just proved that she is the greatest medic in this show. If you can show me one scan of anyone creating such a precise, sharp chakra scalpel like that to cut open a person, then using the hole to manually pump their heart, i'll personally syd. Yea, yea, people will come with "Hur dur, she can't regen, tsunade better. PRoof?" She has byakugo. She can release the chakra in it. The chakra from it increases cell splitting. Now sit down and shut up.
Now, I know some people are already oiling their ****s preparing to fap to all their sakura hate. They'll come up with the excuse, "So what, that feats useless".
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That's right, Couple regen, Super strength, and a super shark chakra scalpel and what do you get? A beast. . Sakura would pierce right throw a person with that blade + brute force. Imagine sakura did
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with her chakra scalpel. There'd be guts flying everywhere.Lastly, Some people will definitely ***** "That's so small, it's nothing like kabuto's". Yea, says you on your fap mobile, right? This chick did this small, precision blade, because of her
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, that couldn't even allow her to use her '
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' anymore. Nothing's stopping her from making a bigger one at normal, byakugo level reserves.Let's move on to the next star...
Karin:
Holy shit.... I don't think people realise just how OP what karin did was. Just look at this
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. Kishi simultaneously moved karin up several ranks and, again, made the relevancy of tsunade's regeneration even lower.
Let's look at what karin's capable of now.
- The chick is able to sense anyone from miles away by discerning each individual chakra from one another [
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- The chick is able to
You must be registered for see links. You a chakra sensor? You think you gone find me? **** you, ima hide *****. In hidden mist, smoke bombs, a forest, or any type of cover, this woman acts as a pseudo muu and completely vanishes from sensor's radars.
- This chick can shit on
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- And the piece de resistance... This chick... This chick right here... This chick has a super healing factor which requires weaving
You must be registered for see links. Just look atYou must be registered for see linkspage again, for the third time. Zetsu completely blasted through every organ in her mid section. Heart? Gone. Liver? Gone. Kidney? Gone. Womb? Gone. Stomach? Gone. Karin's reaction? Bite her arm and walk that shit off. Who was the last person to do this?You must be registered for see links. I don't know if kishimoto is intentionally trying to make tsunade's regen seem less significant, but right now; Karin, Kabuto, Kimimaro, Hashirama, Madara(by hashriama), have now all shown super healing which requires 0 seals. And, that's not counting the people who are immortal just because... **** logic (orochimaru anyone?).
Madara Uchiha:
I'm gonna come back to this mufu** in the rant section. But, for now, let's give him some praise.
What happened when this guy absorbed SM?
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. What happened to obito when he absorbed juubi? Oh god!
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!
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!
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! noooooo!!!What happened to madara when he absorbed juubi?
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. I mean holy fk. At this point there is only one way to defeat this guy.
SM + Juubi + Rinnegan - This guy's got all the OP benefits of Juubito(immune to ninjutsu, kamui, genjutsu, taijutsu, healing, flight), and none of the weakness(SM). There is literally nothing at this point that SA has to defeat this guy.
The only way. The one and only way I'm accepting madara gets defeated is by someone eating the fruit.
If madara dies to friendship. **** kishi.
If madara dies to tnj. **** kishi.
If madara dies to some susano'o-kyuubi combo. **** kishi (madara has PS too).
Unless he dies to fruit, or naruto/sasuke somehow awakening the power of the younger/older brother, respectively, kishi completely asspulled.
Nice job writing yourself into a hole, kishi. I await to see how you write yourself out of it.
Rant
Alright, I have a few gripes with this chapter...
Alright, I have a few gripes with this chapter...
Madara Uchiha:
Back to this mufu**... What the hell is
Retcon
Alright, I'm done insulting Mads. Let's move on to my biggest gripe of this chapter.
So, Last 2 chapters, fans all over begun tossing out predictions, theories and assumptions about what it could possibly be that the kyuubi told gaara. At first, most, if not all of us, came up with the assumption that they were simply going to either minato or tsunade. The former assumption was quickly thrown out the window for the latter. Until, last chapter where the latter went flying with it. Therefore, people came back to the general idea that they were going back to minato to just get the other half of the kyuubi. However, although this was a cool assumption and all, it was accepted as complete rubbish and people kept clawing away.
Now, I don't know any thread, off the top of my head, which covered why this was complete rubbish, but I will give a brief overview of it right here. In short, It came down to
"I will drag the 9 tail back into me[become it's jin again], and die with it inside me[because I'm already ****ing dying from it being removed]". Let's look at it again.
Furthermore, Kushina was a full fledged uzumaki at this point. A full fledged uzumaki who was dying, not
Finally, and this is the part that should drive this home. If, and that's a big if, this method could remotely work. Why the **** didn't minato use it on kushina??? Hmmmm!?!??! did minato secretly hate his family??? Did he hate his life?? was he looking for a reason to kill himself and leave his child in lonely torment?? So, Kushina could have become a jin again and lived a happy life with her family, but minato and her just up and decide to die? Right, right.
This is complete and utter BS. Yang Kurama's going to revive a dead kid? **** you kishi if you go through with this.
Back to this mufu**... What the hell is
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? what kind of look is this? The guy looks like a homos*xual clown at cirque de soleil. wtf is up with that shit on his forhead? I mean come on.
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.. .And I hate obito, but
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shit is g*y as hell. So, wait, Obito absorbs the juubi and he gets some sort of frills/protrusions all over his body. But, madara absorbs the juubi and he gets a chakra shirt and a massive forhead? Lmao Lol. Madara lost 4000 epic points. Kishi should've kept his BAMF look, just give him white here and a chakra cloak.
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Retcon
Alright, I'm done insulting Mads. Let's move on to my biggest gripe of this chapter.
So, Last 2 chapters, fans all over begun tossing out predictions, theories and assumptions about what it could possibly be that the kyuubi told gaara. At first, most, if not all of us, came up with the assumption that they were simply going to either minato or tsunade. The former assumption was quickly thrown out the window for the latter. Until, last chapter where the latter went flying with it. Therefore, people came back to the general idea that they were going back to minato to just get the other half of the kyuubi. However, although this was a cool assumption and all, it was accepted as complete rubbish and people kept clawing away.
Now, I don't know any thread, off the top of my head, which covered why this was complete rubbish, but I will give a brief overview of it right here. In short, It came down to
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scan."I will drag the 9 tail back into me[become it's jin again], and die with it inside me[because I'm already ****ing dying from it being removed]". Let's look at it again.
- Kushina's dying
- Kushina's dying because her bijuu was
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- maybe she's dying because she just gave birth? Nope,
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- maybe she's dying because she just gave birth? Nope,
- Kushina's dying regardless if she drags her bijuu back into her [becoming a jin again doesn't work]
- Naruto
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. With a
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, and a
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, he still became jin and proceeded to heal up through the established fact that Bijuu's increase recovery rate. [
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->
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]Furthermore, Kushina was a full fledged uzumaki at this point. A full fledged uzumaki who was dying, not
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, yet she acknowledged she'd still be dying even if she dragged kyuubi back in! Dying trumps dead any day! If becoming a jin can't save a dying man, it can't save an already dead man!Finally, and this is the part that should drive this home. If, and that's a big if, this method could remotely work. Why the **** didn't minato use it on kushina??? Hmmmm!?!??! did minato secretly hate his family??? Did he hate his life?? was he looking for a reason to kill himself and leave his child in lonely torment?? So, Kushina could have become a jin again and lived a happy life with her family, but minato and her just up and decide to die? Right, right.
This is complete and utter BS. Yang Kurama's going to revive a dead kid? **** you kishi if you go through with this.
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