This is what you do if you woke up in NV

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This dude is a genius.

Lmao at the people saying that technology won't work, he still has badass ninja's and Kage in his village. He'll just be superior to that Kage by the way.

Also, the nature elements can be negated with science and few Tsar bombs should handle the basic ninja defenses. Also, don't forget radiation poisoning to whole village if stubborn.

Win.​
 
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This is just major bullshit, i bet you couldnt even build a simple combustion engine in a matter of months. To know all this technology and be able to build it without the necessary equipment is almost impossible even if you know every last detail about it. All of this is just daydreaming and can not actually be done, and since this is a fictional world, are you even sure that we share the same periodic system? There is tons of factors that you haven't thought of, but i salute you for trying.. :)

damn i didnt expect someone to point out the basics... the fact that they can simply move trough objects like obito is the clearest evidence this world doesnt even have the same basic laws of physics as ours...

tho you could create a combuston engine using simple liquid fuel like hydrogen and oxygen. how to freeze oxygen and hydrogen to that point? ice air or water release. i could use some ninjutsu. could also use polviryzed aluminum to get heat.
 

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Yeah I'm just gonna gather twigs and animal shit and make a nuke.

its easier to create a few kiloton bomb in your basement than you think. the hardest part is getting uranium 235 and in a world where theres no laws forbidding its use and no theorical use for uranium 235 that will be easy.

in the narutoverse the hardest part of building a nuclear weapon would actually be delivering it since all ninjas would detect something wrong. also would take months to get an ICBM done.
 

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Wait... so I'm the one who's gonna craft and build those - according to you - essential things to dominate the ninja world?

But that's gonna take forever.

And I doubt any real world defenses can take a max powered ST/CT or mountain busting PS sword slash.
 

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its easier to create a few kiloton bomb in your basement than you think. the hardest part is getting uranium 235 and in a world where theres no laws forbidding its use and no theorical use for uranium 235 that will be easy.

in the narutoverse the hardest part of building a nuclear weapon would actually be delivering it since all ninjas would detect something wrong. also would take months to get an ICBM done.

There's no need, use neutron bomb. You kill all people within the village and basically all animals too instantly, but the buildings remain completely harmless. Not even Susano'o withstands it. Then you balance the area with protons and electrons if you need immediate captivation, otherwise wait for few weeks and it'll pass by for sure.

Also, it can be made artificially with chakra, by using Raiton element and extracting the neutrons to seperate place, and creating a small shell. But takes time though.​
 

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damn i didnt expect someone to point out the basics... the fact that they can simply move trough objects like obito is the clearest evidence this world doesnt even have the same basic laws of physics as ours...

tho you could create a combuston engine using simple liquid fuel like hydrogen and oxygen. how to freeze oxygen and hydrogen to that point? ice air or water release. i could use some ninjutsu. could also use polviryzed aluminum to get heat.

Yeah, well it's more possible to succeed if you incorporate ninjutsu into everything, if u could get some frogs to aid you that would be an easy way to get your hands on silly amounts of oil ^^

The hard part is making a high tec society like the one we live in today, you could probably manage to get them into a similar stage as our industrial revolution and start off from there. But then again you would be dead by the time society reach even the 1950s.
 

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Now tell me, how do you manufacturer microchips in the midst of a primitive society?
in order to make computers, GPS, tanks, nukes, you need to manufacturer CPUs which contains billions of transistors.
how would you even get plutonium for ur nooks. what equipment will you use to detect natural resources or predict the weather?

you even need to run computer programs, in order to launch ur GPS satellites.

it would be a massive failure.
whatever friends u make in NV, u need to teach them the basics of civilisation. Algebra, Calculus, Physics, Chemistry, laws of motion, law of gravity etc.

your lifespan would'nt be sufficient.


you manufacture microships cell phones and eletronics in general using cobber, silver, iron, gold, any good conductor, and silicon and germanium. those all can be found in nature. althoguh silicon is a bit rare but then again thats all you need. to build CPUs you just need powerful calculators that understand binary. from binary it goes to c from c it goes to c++ from c++ to alphanumeric digits and you can later add features like commas and smiles :D

lmao at the transitor. transitors are literally the railroad switches of a circuit allowing it to be opened and closed.

about weather that just me thinks you're not good at science. lick your thumb and point it to the skies. you'll feel wind. the wind comes from east. now look at the clouds. wheres cloudy? east? and the wind heads east?

"hey guys if you pay me a tribbute it's not going to rain!"

one more thing. let me remind you that adolf hitler in 10 years got a country's support to his feet. he ended a country called the republic of weimar. he created a country under the name of his political party.
he invaded and politically annexed several countries.
he create one of the greatest military in the actual firepower/known science ratio. adolf hitler and his nazi friends created the beetle, v2 rockets, stealth jets, blitzkrieg. thats how he conquered europe in the brink of an eye. romans tried to do that in the past for 1000 years and they couldnt! thats how important research is. so how do you think it would be a massive failure.
 
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The Same laws of Physics that work here does not apply in their world - Their physical, chemical, medical laws are all but different - so whatever you would build would be a fodder army without Ninjutsu.

Do not for 1 second believe that science works the same there.

If you go by science - Orochimaro is the greatest scientist in NV.

Read this thread

 
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you see, eletricity doesnt go arround ground, taking a knife to the chest is still bad, fire still burns paper. what i see is that the only way chakra affects the narutoverse is that all humans are super humans in a way they have some source of energy from themselves and they don't even know how to use it exactly. this doesnt break any law of physics at all and the periodic table although its considered impossible to have a new element, the universe wouldnt go blue screen of death if there was. maybe chakra is a bunch of strings that have unusual vibrations and somewhat got leaked from that tree the so6p mother decided to use.
 

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lol rather than that sh!t i am gonna open a ramen shop and sell ramen (adding secret recipes from future 8).
 
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